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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
Why did Napoleon and his wife sleep with other people?
Because their last name was Bonaparte, not Bonetogether.
"Fake News, inevitably, will be the end of us all!"
- Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"
Have you heard of Napoleon's twin brother?
They were Bonaparte from each other.
"Fake News, inevitably, will be the death of us all"
(~Napoleon Bonaparte; Washington Post Chief Editor circa 1612 A.D.)
Did you hear about the gay French General?
He blew Napoleon's Bonaparte!
Napoleon, if you're gonna Bonaparte
You might as well bone it all
Mental hospital...
A man is brought into a mental hospital late one night, who claims to be Napoleon Bonaparte. Turns out, there is another patient there who also believes he is Napoleon, but is also flamboyantly gay. The director thinks it will be interesting to House them together overnight and see what happens.
In the morning, the director approached the gay Napoleon:
Who are you, Sir?
(Heavy French accent) How do you not know that I am the great, Napoleon Bonaparte?!?
OK.
He then asks the new patient- And who are you?
Sacre' bleu! You do not recognize Josephine, zee queen?!?
What's Napoleon Bonaparte's favorite cheese?
Low-reign
Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napoléon habite-t-il?
Dans un bon-apartement.
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