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What do you get when you mix Napolean Dynamite and Napolean Bonaparte?

Napolean Blownapart

A man in an insane asylum yells "I am napolean!" the doctor asks him how he knows this, and he says "god told me"

then an inmate from another room yells "I did NOT!"

h**..., Stalin, and Napolean are complaining in the afterlife...

h**... whines "if I had Russian oil, I would have flattened Moscow."
Stalin replies "if I had the German Lufftwaffe, I would have taken over all of Europe."
Then Napolean says "if I had Russian and German p**... nobody would know I had lost."
Not a knee-s**..., but it's probably not a repost.

Napolean had a brother

But you probably didn't know since they were bornaparte!

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