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- From my 4 year old: "Dad, i just realized why these things are called nappies..." " ...because its like a napkin for your pee, so its called na-pee!"
(proud dad moment) - What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes? A neck-romancer
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Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?
Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.
Why was Snape so upset when Lily Potter was wrongfully terminated?
She was never able to receive her Severus package.
Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener
His lilies always die
Why doesn't Snape teach herbology?
His lily died
Why does snape teach potions and not herbology?
He can't keep a Lily alive.
Why can't Snape be the Herbology teacher?
He can't keep Lillies alive.
An old Harry Potter joke
Voldemort goes and knocks on Snape's door.
Who is it?
Voldemort: THE DARK LORD!!
Snape: Sauron?
Voldemort: No no, the other one
Snape: Vader?
Voldemort, irritated, thunders: THE ONE YOU FEAR THE MOST!!
Snape, confused: Hermione??
What do you call a boring banana?
unaPEELING
Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape taught Potions and not Herbology?
It's because his Lily died.
What do you call a Hogwarts teacher who's been made redundant.
Severance Snape
Two blondes were kidnaped and they later started to make up a plan to escape.
The first one said: Lets go w**... the fence, if the fence is small we will jump to the other side, if the fence is to hight we will dig a tunel to the other side.
The second one says: Thats a great idea!
Then she goes to check the fence and comes back whait a sad face.
the other one says: What is wrong.
the second one replies: Were domed.
The first one says: Why
The second one replies: Because theres no fence.
- Professor Snape, why are you m**...?
>!\- You have your mother's eyes!!<
Why does Snape teach potions and not Herbology?
Because his Lily died
Harry Potter joke
Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology?
A. He can't keep the lilies alive.
Cancer is officially as bad as Voldemort.
They both killed Snape.
I recently got a new spoiler on my car...
It reads, Snape kills Dumbledore.
How does Severus Snape sneak up on a Gryffindor?
By slitherin'.
What did Dumbledore say to the potions teacher at Hogwarts when he fired him?
This is your severance snape.
Harry Potter and friends never caught Dumbledore's killer.
It was a total Snape hunt.
If Snape got fired...
Would he receive a Severus package?
Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?
Because he didn't want anybody to see which side he was on!
On the morning a cop walks into a bar and sees his wife with two of his best friends.
He takes a sit on the table behind them to eavesdrop then his wife says "let's have him kidnaped."
A poor guy heartbroken pulls out a gun and shoots them all and runs back to his house to grab some cash and clothe to escape.
When he finally reached his house and opens the door everyone yells happy birthday!
I always wondered why Snape never taught herbology. Then it dawned on me
His Lily died
Why did Professor Snape hate Herbology
His Lily died.
What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts?
SnapeChat
(OC)What did dumbledores ghost say?
There's a snape in the grass.
What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?
Always.
What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans f**...?
Nothing.
I'm reading Lord of the rings, Galndalf just died...
My wife asked me if Snape killed him.
Snape: "I think the Dark Lord has returned."
Potter: "Are you serious?"
Snape: "No, I'm Severus."
Why was Snape in the middle of the road?
So you would never know what side he was on.
What's the name of the Hogwarts Professor that has an STI?
s**... Snape