The Best 66 Nap Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Nap jokes. There are some nap asleep jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these nap sleepy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Nap Jokes and Puns

Just burned 2,000 calories.

That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Did you hear about the crematorium employee who took a nap on a gurney during his break?

He got fired for sleeping on the job.

I burned 2000 calories today.

Last time I take a nap with brownies in the oven.

There was this girl I liked in kindergarten..

One day it was nap time and I gained enough nerve to sleep next to her. She didn't do anything. The next day at nap time I decided to kiss her on the forehead and sleep under her blanket. Again, she didn't do anything The next day at nap time I put my ball sack on her face. Let's just say that's the end of my teaching career.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time...

are they guilty of resisting a rest?


What is it called when a kid refuses to sleep during nap time?

Resisting a rest.

I just burned 2,000 calories in a few hours.

That's the last time I take a nap while baking brownies.

Are you feeling sluggish and tired? Constantly yawning throughout your day?

There's a nap for that!

Tired?

There's a nap for that

A guy was thrown into the jail for refusing to take a nap

He was resisting a rest

When kids don't want to take a nap, can they be charged with resisting a rest?

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A squirrel in the refrigerator

A man comes home after a hard day's work and opens the refrigerator

to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.

What are you doing in my fridge? the man asks.

The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, Isn't this a Westinghouse?

Um, yes, the man replies. It is.

Well then, the squirrel says, shutting his eyes again, I am twying to west.

A Woman Who Reads

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman.

"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.

Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.

Today morgue employee got cremated by mistake while taking a nap...

I guess two people got fired that day!

I just burned 3,000 calories!!

My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap though.

A cop once told me to take a nap...

I wasn't tired, so I got jailed for resisting a rest.

In a stunning case some call an abuse of power, a local police officer charged his own son with a crime, simply because the kid wouldn't lay down for his nap

The officer said the boy was resisting a rest.

A mother called the police on her 6 month old baby for not taking a nap.

He was resisting a rest.

The problem is I'm really tired...

But I hear there's a nap for that.


Are you ready kids? AYE AYE CAPTAIN! I can't hear youuuu! AYE AYE CAPTAIN! Ohhhhhh, who lives with a GPA under a C?

CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS

Who's living with stress induced anxiety? CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS!

If wanting to drop out is something you wish...CO-LLEGE STU-DENTS

Then take a long nap and watch some Netflix!

COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEGE STUDENTS, COLLEEEEGGEEEEE STUUUDEEEEEEEENTSSSSSS!

I am rebranding computers' energy saving mode

It's a power nap.

Yesterday I saw a little kid who kept refusing to go home for a nap.

He was resisting a rest.

There was a kidnapping in my neighborhood.

After about half an hour of nap, the kid woke up and went to play.

Cats don't need smart phones to solve their problems, they just sleep until the problem solves itself.

Cats: There's a nap for that.

I tried to translate a joke

General ordered soldier to catch a rabbit and make a soup while he is taking a nap. When he woke up he see a bowl of soup on table. Amused General asked soldier how did you catch rabbit in that short time?
Soldier replied I saw a rabbit running around and shot it immediately, it didn't even have a chance to meow

I told my son if he didn't take a nap I would have the cops put him in jail. . .

For resisting a rest.

If a child resists to take a nap

is he resisting a rest?

After the CO2 molecule left the car, it immediately took a nap

it was exhausted

How do you wake Lady Gaga up from a nap?

You poke her face

My cop husband was trying to put our toddler down for a nap, but she wouldn't stop running around the house.

He finally picks her up, throws her over his shoulder, and yells stop resisting a rest!

A wife and husband are going on a road trip

After a few hours, the wife decides thay she is tired

Wife: Y'know honey, i think i might take a nap

The husband gives her a nod, and after putting her chair into a comfortable position for sleeping, she dozes off

A while later, she wakes up,and notices that they are completely off road and in some place she doesn't recognize

Wife: Where the hell are we!
Husband: I dont know, i just woke up Too

Little Jimmy was sleeping in class when...

The teacher saw him dozing off and interrupted his nap.

He said in a stern tone: "Jimmy, you know you can't sleep in class."

Jimmy retorted: "Yeah, but if you were a little quieter I could."

sleepy from being on your phone too much?

there's a nap for that

What do you call a man taking a nap?

Himalayan

One day, Billy was playing at home with some matches.

Even though his mother had told him not to. He accidentally set the house on fire, and he and his mother fled outside. As the house was burning down, his enraged mother said,

"Boy, your dad is going to spank you when he gets home".

But Billy just laughed; he knew his dad had come home early for a nap.

What do you call a nap in computer science class?

A CS-ta

A drug addict, a man taking a nap, and Donald Trump.

What are a user, a snoozer, and a sore loser.

Did you hear about the guy from jail who was refusing a nap?

He was resisting arrest.

When you decide to take a small nap..

And wake up three days later in the hospital, because you were driving your car..

Why couldn't the police officer take a nap?

Because he needed an a-rest warrant first.

A communist tells his friend before going to bed, "I'm going to take a nap."

He wakes up as a libertarian.

Three year old goes to prison.

A police officer was investigating a noise complaint coming from a daycare in downtown Detroit. The officer realized that it was just a three year old kid kicking and screaming because he didn't want to nap during nap time. The officer charged the child with resisting a rest, and took him to prison.

Hitting the snooze button...

... Is just starting your day off with a nap.

A schmooze....

...what Sean Connery calls an afternoon nap

Why was the baby sent to jail after refusing to take a nap?

Because he was resisting a-rest.

My wife hears "laurel" and I hear "yanny."

Which makes sense, because when she says "do the dishes," I hear "take a nap."

Why are more toddlers not in jail?

When it's nap time, so many resist a rest.

My wife got so mad at me yesterday just for taking a nap

I mean she acts like we weren't buckled in

What do you call a male cow who is taking a nap?

A bull dozer

What do you call a family that likes to sleep?

Nap Kin!

Just took a nap in the dumpster.

No hobo.

I am so tired I need to take a sodium phosphide

A NaP

My girlfriend told me she was going to rub one out then take a nap

But she fell asleep beforehand

There was a kidnapping at my son's school..

Then nap time ended.

"911, what's your emergency?"

Hi i need to report a kidnapping.
My son is taking a nap in my room right now.

I took a nap at 1:59AM and woke up at 3:00AM

Felt like I just blinked

If a child refuses to take a nap

Is he resisting arrest?

So I'm a Camp Counselor taking a short nap at work....

And I'm laying my head on my backpack. One of campers says "What're you doing?"
I reply. "Taking a nap on my pillow."
She says, "That's not a pillow."
I respond, "Anythings a pillow, if you put your mind to it."

Best part about watching golf

Is taking a nap and having people clap and cheer for you

Taking a nap is like sex.....

It's never as good as you had hoped for but better than nothing.

I called my friend at 2 in the afternoon and...

he answered the phone groggily, so I asked if he was sleeping. He said "uhhh, yes and no". So I asked if he was taking a Schrodinger's Cat nap. *crickets*

How to be Productive:

1.) Make a list

2.) Cross off the first thing on your list

3.) Reward yourself with a nap

What do you call it when sodium and potassium surges the electron transport chain?

A deep nap

What is it called when a programmer takes a nap?

A CS-ta

Why can't Anarcho-Capitalists sleep at night?

Because they NAP all day.

An older female friend just got back from a trip home to the Netherlands, and all she brought me was this nap sack.

What a Dutch bag.

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