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Funniest Nanny Short Jokes

Short nanny jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nanny humour may include short babysitter jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the thief that preferred robbing criminals and babysitters? He cleaned out every crook and nanny.
2. Dad, are ghosts real? Dad: No son, of course not
   Son: The nanny said they are
   Dad: Okay, pack your stuff... We don't have a nanny
3. "Suspect is an elder female with an extensive criminal background..." "We don't have any leads, but we'll search every crook and nanny until we find her."
4. My main job is as a male nanny, but I don't get healthcare when I'm sick, I get spa days It's because I need a Manicure!
   ^^^I ^^^^am ^^^^^actually ^^^^^^a ^^^^^^Nanny
5. Did you hear about the theft at the babysitter convention? The police ended up searching every crooked nanny
6. Police last night raided the Home For Retired Thieves and Au Pairs.... ...they proceeded to search every crook and nanny!
7. What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag? Na-na boo-boo
8. What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him? Nana boo boo
9. "Mommy! Do Angels fly?"
   "Yes, they do my love!"
   "Then, when will our nanny fly? Dad calls her 'My Angel' all the time!"
   "Tomorrow, my child, she'll fly as far as she goes..."
10. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
    Thought this was a clever one from the 8 year old I nanny

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Nanny One Liners

Which nanny one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nanny? I can suggest the ones about housekeeper and nurse.

1. The nanny goat told her mate that she was pregnant. She was kidding.
2. What do you call an Anti-Vaxx Nanny? Mrs. Doubt Pfizer
3. What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction? molly Poppins.
4. When I was an infant I had a nanny that abused me And im still pretty shaken up about it
5. What do you call the expense of hiring an Irish lady to watch your kids? Nanny McFee
6. What do you pay a babysitter? The Nanny McFee
7. What is a nanny's favorite fruit? Au Pair.
8. What do you call 2 Japanese babysitters? Nanni?!
9. What do you call an owl that loves to raise owlets? A hoot-nanny!
10. Did you hear about the owl who fell in love with the goat? They had a hootin-nanny.
11. When we were kids, we had a turtle as a nanny She tortoise everything we know
12. What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard? A Nantucket.
13. What do French nanny schools do? They grow au pair
14. What do you call a docks nanny? An Au'Peir
15. What's a nanny's favorite letter? I don't know, but it's not E.

Hilarious Nanny Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about nanny you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aunt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nanny pranks.