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Sex after Surgery:

A recent article in the San Francisco Examiner reported that Nancy Pelosi has sued Stanford University Hospital, saying that "after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex."

A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.


Comeback Stories.

In a Feminism 101 course there is one male frat boy student and the rest of the students are girls.

The teacher asks the class "what are some great female comeback stories?"

the sporty girls say "Vanessa Williams" and "Drew Barrymore".

The girl obsessed with politics says "Hillary Clinton" and "Nancy Pelosi".

The frat boy speaks up and says "Kim Kardashian".

The whole class looked angrily at the frat boy, the teacher said "I would hardly call her story a comeback story"

The frat boy says "well in the video I'm pretty sure she got some cum on her back."


Impeachment is a joke

Steve Hilton:

"what a contrast:

- President Trump signs historic trade deal, 1st time any western leader gets China to acknowledge/curb its theft

- Nancy Pelosi wastes America's time with her pointless impeachment stunt

she is an utter embarrassment - a divisive, spiteful, hate-filled charlatan"


Nancy Pelosi's first job

Did you know Nancy Pelosi use to be a teacher. She had students take their tests blindfolded. When asked why, she would say" We have to pass the test before we can find out what's in it!"


Nancy Pelosi was asked by reporters if she's going to attend the 49ers game against the Minnesota Vikings.

Nancy Pelosi: I have, unfortunately, responsibilities to save our country from peril this weekend.


Nancy Pelosi jail joke

Nancy Pelosi: We do have a little jail down in the basement of the Capitol.


America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.


The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"
So the Pope slapped her.


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would get saved?

A: America !


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