Nancy Jokes
25 nancy jokes and hilarious nancy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nancy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Love to laugh? This article has jokes that you'll love! From Fancy Nancy to Negative Nancy, Nancy Native to Jane, Cathy, and Janet, these comedic one-liners are sure to keep you and your friends entertained. Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious Nancy jokes.
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Funniest Nancy Short Jokes
Short nancy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nancy humour may include short goldfish jokes also.
- I can't believe how everybody's freaking out over that guy stealing Nancy Pelosi's podium. He was clearly just taking a political stand.
- Adam Johnson, the man seen carrying House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's lecture during the siege has been arrested. His lawyer said that at the trial he won't be taking the stand.
- They've already had to recall the Nancy Reagan stamps because they don't stick to the envelope Everyone is spitting on the wrong side.
- How does nancy pelosi (5'5'') manage to stand up to Donald Trump (6'3'')? It's called the art of the heel
- Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would get saved? A: America !
- Nancy Pelosi jail joke Nancy Pelosi: We do have a little jail down in the basement of the Capitol.
- Nancy Pelosi just thrashed Trump over this shut-down business. But Stormy Daniels showed us that Trump likes getting spanked by a woman.
- The judge asked the defendant.. Mrs. Nancy, are you being truthful?
"Yes your honor, I am being a Frank Sinatra." - Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it!
- What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Nancy Grace going horseback riding? One's a hunt on a course...
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Nancy One Liners
Which nancy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nancy? I can suggest the ones about bob and fence.
- What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels? A heroine addict.
- America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
- Nancy Reagan didn't have to die... But she said no to drugs.
- In what situation would you need Nancy to come out of the ground? in an emergenancy
- Preg & Nancy Plumbing We'll be there when your water breaks.
- Why does Nancy s**... at foot races? Her boots are made for walking
Nancy Reagan Jokes
Here is a list of funny nancy reagan jokes and even better nancy reagan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- After the recent wave of Trump primary victories, what did Nancy Reagan request for her f**... before she died? To be laid to rest beside the remains of the Republican party
Gather Around for Heartwarming Nancy Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about nancy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bury jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nancy pranks.
Little 8-year-old Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked: What are you doing there, Nancy?
My goldfish died, Nancy sobbed. And I've just buried him.
The obnoxious neighbour laughed and said condescendingly: That's a really big hole for a little goldfish, don't you think?
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth with her shovel and replied: That's because he's inside your cat.
Here's a joke from the 80s
Ronald Reagan and Nancy Reagan are out to dinner. The waiter asks what the First Lady will have. She says, "I'd like the filet mignon, and a baked potato."
The waiter asks, "and the vegetable?"
Mrs. Reagan answers, "Oh, he'll have the same."
Nancy Pelosi was asked by reporters if she's going to attend the 49ers game against the Minnesota Vikings.
Nancy Pelosi: I have, unfortunately, responsibilities to save our country from peril this weekend.
Little Nancy, 8, was filling a hole in her garden when
the nosey neighbor peered over the fence, and asked "What are you doing?"
Nancy replied, "Well my goldfish dies so I just buried him"
The obnoxious neighbor laughed and said in a condescending tone, "That is an awful big hole for a tiny gold fish"
As Nancy used her shovel to pat down the last heap of earth she replied, "Well he's in your cat"
Adam Johnson, the man pictured carrying House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's lectern during the Capitol riot, has been arrested in Florida
His lawyer has confirmed that at trial he will not be taking the stand.
Three guys were hiking took a short-cut across a farmer's field, where the found a pig stuck halfway through a fence.
"I wish that was my Nancy, my girl friend" said the guy from Florida.
" I wish that was my cousin Mary-Lou" said the guy from Georgia
"I wish it was dark out" said the guy from Alabama
Nancy Pelosi has sued Stanford Hospital, saying that "after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in s**...".
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.
Choking Hazard.
Jim: I once saw a man choke to death right in front of my very eyes.
Nancy: God that must have been awful, did you try to save him with the Heimlich manoeuvre?
Jim: I couldn't at the time, my hands were wrapped tightly around his t**....
Nancy Pelosi's first job
Did you know Nancy Pelosi use to be a teacher. She had students take their tests blindfolded. When asked why, she would say" We have to pass the test before we can find out what's in it!"
