Uplifting Nana Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana
My girlfriend excitedly greeted her by saying, "It is so nice to finally meet you seven!"
Jokes from my Nana: what do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
What do you call a cow with four legs? A cow.
Thanks Nana.
As a family we couldn't decide to have nana cremated or buried
So in the end we just let her live
My grandmother's opinion of my sister's slutty friend.
I once heard my Nana say of my sister's slutty friend: "If she'd had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, that girl'd look like a porcupine."
What did Rihanna say to her grandma when she found out she had dementia?
"Oh nana, what's my name?"
What is in a Nanaimo Bar?
Hells Angels, cocaine & strippers
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.
First Pupil: "I visited my Nana." Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."
Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo." Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."
Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time." Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?" Third Pupil, with a big grin: "Winnie The Shit!"
One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet...
She died a week later.
What do bananas say when they see their grandmother?
Hey Nana.
What is Camila Cabello's favorite fruit?
Banana, ooh na-na (ay)
What do you call a bun given to you by your nana?
Bun-nana
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I'm Trying to Remember The Name of A Song
It's about a girl with amnesia talking to her Grandmother.
The lyrics are "Oh, Nana, What's My Name?"
What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag?
Na-na boo-boo
What does Lil Kim's granddaughter call her when she's sick?
Ill Nana
What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?
Nana boo boo
My dad, Avicii, taught me a life lesson I will never forget
My father told me na na, nanananana HEY! HEY! na na na na, na,na, na na.
And those were the nights that never die.
What is your S.O.'s Grandmother's favorite fruit?
Bae Nana.
Playing Trivial Pursuit with Grandma:
Name an animated character dedicated to cleaning up the planet, who loves Eva?
Nana: Hitler.
What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?
"Why don't you ever take me to Florida?"
Courtesy of my Nana.
Batman describes inspiration for his theme song
It was written for Nana Batman.
