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Nana Jokes

29 nana jokes and hilarious nana puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nana that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Check out this article for the funniest nana jokes that will have you in stitches! From your nana to hari nana and even nana Patekar, these jokes are hilarious! Enjoy a good chuckle with funny jokes about both good and bad nanas, even ones involving papa and gramma. Other jokes explore the humorous side of dementia, nana's pet peeves and her crazy superstitions. Get ready to laugh out loud!

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Funniest Nana Short Jokes

Short nana jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nana humour may include short naan jokes also.

  1. One day Bruce Wayne learned that his great great great great great great grandmother encountered a vigilante who called himself "The Man of Bats..." It was his Nana's Nana's Nana's Nana's Batman.
  2. I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana My girlfriend excitedly greeted her by saying, "It is so nice to finally meet you seven!"
  3. What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana
    Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
  4. What did Rihanna say to her grandma when she found out she had dementia? "Oh nana, what's my name?"
  5. My Nana's ninety three, but she's living the dream. The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out.
  6. I'm Trying to Remember The Name of A Song It's about a girl with amnesia talking to her Grandmother.
    The lyrics are "Oh, Nana, What's My Name?"
  7. Mary's father has 5 daughters,
    1. Nana
    2. Nono
    3. Nini
    4. Nene
    What is the fifth daughters name?
  8. You know those Chairlifts on stairs for older people? Apparently they're made with nana-technology. (Thank my father for that one)
  9. What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him? Nana boo boo
  10. My dad, Avicii, taught me a life lesson I will never forget My father told me na na, nanananana HEY! HEY! na na na na, na,na, na na.
    And those were the nights that never die.

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Nana One Liners

Which nana one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nana? I can suggest the ones about your nan and nanny.

  1. One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet... She died a week later.
  2. What do bananas say when they see their grandmother? Hey Nana.
  3. What is a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-nanas.
  4. What is Camila Cabello's favorite fruit? Banana, ooh na-na (ay)
  5. What do you call a bun given to you by your nana? Bun-nana
  6. What does Lil Kim's granddaughter call her when she's sick? Ill Nana
  7. What is your S.O.'s Grandmother's favorite fruit? Bae Nana.
  8. What doe you call a banana's grandmother? Banana-nana
  9. What do you call a sheep babysitter? A baa-nana
  10. Batman describes inspiration for his theme song It was written for Nana Batman.
  11. Nana makes the best desserts... It's annoying, she really FLANts it.
  12. I lost my Nana today must have fallen out of my lunchbox
  13. What did the family of bananas call their gay granny? Lesbanana (l**... Nana)

Your Nana Jokes

Here is a list of funny your nana jokes and even better your nana puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What was the old lady's favourite type of wine? "Why don't you ever take me to Florida?"
    Courtesy of my Nana.
  • Turn's out Rihanna has two siblings. What are the names of RiRi's two sisters? HaHa and NaNa.
Nana joke, Turn's out Rihanna has two siblings. What are the names of RiRi's two sisters?

Uplifting Nana Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about nana you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean granny jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nana pranks.

Jokes from my Nana: what do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
What do you call a cow with four legs? A cow.
Thanks Nana.

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My grandmother's opinion of my sister's s**... friend.

I once heard my Nana say of my sister's s**... friend: "If she'd had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, that girl'd look like a porcupine."

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After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "what are you going to do now?"

God said,
"I think I'm going to call it a day."

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The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.

First Pupil: "I visited my Nana." Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."
Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo." Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."
Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time." Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?" Third Pupil, with a big grin: "Winnie The s**...!"

Nana joke, My dad, Avicii, taught me a life lesson I will never forget