Nan Jokes

• Short Nan Jokes
• Nan One Liners
• Your Nan Jokes
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Funniest Nan Short Jokes

Short nan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nan humour may include short auntie jokes also.

1. I went to a Indian restaurant last night. After I had ordered, a little old lady came to me and said, "Aren't you polite. You have such lovely manners." It was my complimentary nan
2. Just goes to show, you're never to old to try new things. My nan starting running when she was 65, she's 71 now and we've no idea where she is.
3. I remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died. "What are you doing here with that hammer?" (Lee Mack)
4. If an Indian programmer has no bread and his computations don't even give #NAN that's double trouble.
5. My Nan just got this cool senior citizen scooter And man is that thing fast. It can do 30 aisles per hour!
6. A clean Nantucket limerick There once was a man from Nantucket
   Who kept all his cash in a bucket
   His daughter, named Nan,
   Ran away with a man
   And as for the bucket, Nan tuck it
7. My gran fell asleep last night while she was eating piri piri chicken She had a cheeky nan dose
8. Someone recently broke in to my nan's flat and stole her precious limbo trophy... How low can you get?
9. A man went to an Indian restaurant in Japan and was served some naan. He had never had this dish before so he asked the waiter, "Nan desu ka?" The waiter replied, "Hai, naan desu."
10. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ♫Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-una
    nan nan a
    nan nan a♫
    (continue for added annoyance)

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Nan One Liners

Which nan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nan? I can suggest the ones about grandmother and stock.

1. What's a programmer's least favorite bread? NaN bread
2. My nan was beaten to death by my grandad It was by about 2yrs
3. Why did the Indian programmer divide by zero? To get NaN.
4. I got Indian food with a friend and paid for all the bread It was a nan issue.
5. I put my Nan on speed dial I call it Instagran.
6. i snorted my nans ashes once not all of it, just half a gran
7. What is the most popular ethnic snack among Programmers? NaN
8. What do you call your eighty-bleven-year-old grandmother? NaN
9. What do you call your thirty-bleven-year-old grandma? NaN
10. My nans heart Has a better work rate than Africa
11. Nan, what is death? Nan? NAN? ..
12. My nan caught me w**... once. Her hands are so soft...
13. Paedophiles are a myth paedophiles are a myth and ya nan is a t**....

Your Nan Jokes

Here is a list of funny your nan jokes and even better your nan puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• my nan gay man: what year is it again?
  other man: 300 BCE
  man: what does BCE even stand for?
  other man: before current era
  man: but it is the current era
• My Nan lives alone. I always wonder... If she falls and there is nobody else around to hear her... does she make a noise?
  I'm just kidding. She's dead.
• Nan 'n' Fran **Nan:** What part of a fish weighs the most?
  **Fran:** Its scales.
  ****
  *^From ^the ^epic ^fantasy ^adventure ^novel: ^101 ^Silly ^Summertime ^Jokes*

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What funny jokes about nan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dodgy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nan pranks.