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- George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman. He even used the name when he had a little grill.
- England soccer team have got a new captain today His names George Smith and he'll be flying the A380 back to Heathrow..
- I changed the name of my printer to George R. R. Martin It's old, works slow, has issues finishing jobs, and constantly disappoints me.
- Whilst in the pub my friend asked me to name just 3 qatar players? I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix
- I just found out that George Clooney's wife has a twin brother named Juan who looks exactly like her Some people say that once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal
- George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.
- George Foreman really likes the name George . In fact, he named all his sons George Foreman . He even used the name when he had a little grill.
- BUSH AND BILL Jokes Q: Why was there so much confusion with the Secret Service after George W. Bush took over the White House?
A: Because President Bill Clinton's code name was also "Mr. Bush." - What do George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Abraham Lincoln have in common? They were the last three white guys with those last names.
- Landscaping Q: Why did a landscaper named George look startled when he went back to his project?
A: A Bush was missing from his clients lawn.
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Named George One Liners
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- I was named after George Washington. He was named in 1732. I was named in 1990
- What would be George Washington's pornstar name ? Americum
- There was once a monkey who wanted to play with bananas His name was Bi-Curious George.
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My friend is such a big fan of the royal Family, each of his four sons are named after a king.
**Henry**
**George**
**Charles**
**Burger.**
At school, a teacher is teaching little kids Mathematics.
At school, a teacher is teaching little kids Mathematics. She says: "Does anybody of you already know how to count? For example you, what's your name?"
"My name is George Lucas. Yes, I know how to count."
"Please show me."
"Four, five, six, one two, three."
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irish man are chatting in a bar. The Englishman says "We named my son George because he was born on St. George's Day".
The Scotsman says "Wow, what a coincidence! My son is called Andrew because he was born on St. Andrew's Day"
The Irishman says "I can't believe it! Wait till I tell you about our Pancake"
President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home.
The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him.
Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?"
The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."
George's son
George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son.
The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to
the boy, and the father replies: "Euro."
The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it's a currency.
Says George: "What? There weren't any objections when I called my first two sons Mark and Frank."
4 men sit anxiously outside the maternity unit ...
... as they await news on their wives' who are having babies
The English one says, "My first son was born on St George's Day, so I named him George."
The Scotsman added, "My first son was born on St Andrew's Day, and I decided to name him Andrew."
The Welshman said, "My boy was born on St David's Day, and I just had to call him David!"
The Irishman spoke up, "Ah, sure, it was just the same with our Pancake!"
George Zimmerman has officially changed his name to Ben Gahzi
The Obama administration has refused comment stating "what does it matter now?"
A man died and went to Heaven.
He was greeted by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. He saw a wall of clocks that had names on them. He asked Saint Peter what they were for. He replied "They are lie clocks, and every time you lie, the hands move one minute." He showed him George Washington's clock, which was at 12:00, and he told him this meant he had never lied. He then showed him Bill Gates' clock, which was at 1:30, which meant he had lied 90 times. The man asked where Trump's clock was. Saint Peter said "It's in Jesus's office. He uses it as a ceiling fan"
Memory trick
Two very elderly couples bump into each other in the street, Jack says " hi there George, how are you?" George says " Great! we've just been to that new memory clinic, they teach you how to remember things using word association, it's really good" Jack asks " really? what's the name of the clinic?" George thinks for a moment and then says " let me see, eh, what do you call that flower with a thorny stem?"
Jack says "A rose"?
"Ah yes that's it" George turns to his wife...."Rose, what's the name of that clinic"?