Name Combination Jokes
9 name combination jokes and hilarious name combination puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about name combination that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A UNIX Salesperson
A unix salesperson named Lenore
Loved her job, but loved the beach more.
She devised such a way
to combine work and play:
She sells C-shells by the seashore
I want to start a competitor website to Farmers Only...
I want to start a competitor website to Farmers Only. I wanted to call it eFarmony, but I realized that there's a way better name.
Attractor. Where technology and love combine. Meet someone on a tractor.
A boy is talking to his father
"Dad," he asks, "why is my sister named Teresa?"
"Well son," replies his father, "your mother loves Easter, and I'm a fan of anagrams, so we combined both."
"Aw, that's really nice, thanks dad."
"No problem, Alan."
I really love the names Chloe, Mary, and Lydia, but I couldn't choose my favourite when my daughter was born
So I combined them and got Chlamydia. It's just so catchy!
Have you heard of this new delivery company?
It combines the unreliability of UPS and the lateness of FedEx so it was named FedUPS.
In which name of a n**... gnawing rodent do you find the letter combination "ebe?"
Justin Bieber
Why is Burt the smelliest name?
Because it's a combination of "burp" and "f**...".
What do you name a combination Gay Conversion Camp/Coma Ward?
Fruits & Vegetables.
A dystopian future
Mr. and Mrs. Thyme are two people living in a dystopian future where babies are assigned a random combination of letters and numbers for a name, such as DL-6 or UR-1. However, due to a large amount of protesters, the law has been changed so that parents can choose their own name if they run to the city hall to change the name in 30 minutes after the baby is born.
Mrs. Thyme was pregnant, and her water had broken that morning. However Mr. Thyme had to work for the day, and he had an important meeting that he couldn't miss. He arrived at the hospital 15 minutes after the birth, and Mrs. Thyme said "Hello, dear! Isn't our baby precious?" Mr. Thyme nodded in approval. He suddenly remembered the law, and exclaimed "I have to go to the city hall!" and ran off.
20 minutes later, Mr. Thyme came back. "Did you name our son?" Mrs. Thyme asked. "Yes," Mr. Thyme responded, "Justin Thyme."
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