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64 namaste jokes and hilarious namaste puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about namaste that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Namaste Short Jokes

Short namaste jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The namaste humour may include short howdy jokes also.

  1. I asked my friend if she wanted to do yoga in the park? "In this heat?" She said, "Namaste at home"
  2. Sunrise Yoga I'm on vacation with my wife and she asks me do you want to join me for sunrise yoga tomorrow?
    I replied 'namaste in bed'
  3. My Yoga instructor was so hot, I didn't want to leave the studio... She kept telling me it was done but I said "namaste"
  4. What did the Hindu say when asked if he was going to leave on his pilgrimage across all of the ancient holy sites? Namaste here.
  5. My roommate asked me if I wanted to go with her to her yoga class.. ..but I was like, "namaste."
  6. I asked my wife if she wanted to go out for dinner after yoga. Her response? Namaste Om
  7. What did the Yogi say when he got kicked out of the club? Namaste.
  8. What do you call a TV show about sentient Russian spacecraft attempting performance art? *Soyuz Think You Can Dance*
    Namaste.
  9. What does a monk say when you evict him? Namaste
  10. What did the lazy monk say? Namaste..right here

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Namaste One Liners

Which namaste one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with namaste? I can suggest the ones about hippie and yoga.

  1. A girl asked me if I wanted to join her in yoga at 6 am I told her, "namaste in bed".
  2. What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch? Namaste
  3. What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ? Namaste
  4. What does an Indian who refuses to leave say? Namaste.
  5. What does a Buddhist from the hood say after his friends ask him to leave? Namaste.
  6. What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste
  7. What did the yoga instructor tell his landlord when he tried to evict him? Namaste
  8. This morning my wife asked me if I would like to yoga class with her... Namaste in bed.
  9. My wife asked me to go to yoga class with her I said Namaste here
  10. My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to go do yoga with her. I said, "Namaste right here."
  11. What does the hippie on your couch say when you ask him to leave? Namaste
  12. How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight.
  13. I asked a Hindu girl if she wanted to go home with me She just smiled and said "Namaste."
  14. What did the yoga instructor say to her landlord when he tried to kick her out? Namaste.
  15. What did the yoga instructor say when asked if she wanted to leave the party? Namaste

Namaste joke, What did the yoga instructor say when asked if she wanted to leave the party?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about namaste can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of namaste puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughable Namaste Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about namaste you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean salute jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make namaste prank.

Some ascetics were headed into the forest to meditate

and one shouts "hey budd, you gonna come seek enlightenment with us?"
"Namaste right here."

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What did the couch surfing, yoga j**... say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

What did the buddhist monk say when he was asked if he was leaving?

Na 'ma stay. (namaste)
Grandfather joke at Easter dinner last sunday. Sorry.

A wife invites her husband to join her for Yoga.

The husband replies
"Namaste on the couch"

Why are hippies always late to yoga?

Cause they'd rather namaste in bed...

A foreigner is talking to his friend in India.

He says, "Wow! This is a cool country! Not like my boring state. This is not my state."
And an Indian guy looks to him and says, "Namaste."

My girlfriend tried to drag me to yoga with her...

I said, "namaste here".

I had a party the other night. Asked everyone to g**.... some hippie told me

Namaste

Why is it so hard to get rid of a hippie?

When you ask them if they want to go home, they usually say "Namaste"

After yoga class the instructor asked everyone to leave...

But I said "namaste"

I got asked to leave my yoga class the other day

I replied with "namaste"

What did the hippie say when asked to stop sleeping on the couch?

Namaste

What does a hippy say when he doesn't leave?

Namaste. —nah Ima stay

What did the yoga teacher say to his friends when he didn't want to leave the bar?

Namaste

What did the yogi say as he entered the room?

"Namaste"

What did he say as he left?

"Namasgo"

Yoga Joka

A yoga instructor decided to let their class leave early. One straggler was left behind. The instructor asked, "Aren't you going to leave?" To which the student replied, "Namaste".

I accidentally walked into a yoga class filled with very attractive women. They instructor immediately told me to leave...

I replied, Namaste

What does an Indian man say when he doesn't want to leave a party?

Namaste.

Two Hindus where at a party...

The first Hindu says, hey, this party blows harder than a snake charmer on the brink of unemployment. How about we get outta here?
The second Hindu replies, namaste

Fed-up, I finally told that stubborn monk to leave!

"namaste"

Why did the Yogi cross the road?

He didn't, I told him to but he just said "namaste right here"

A prince visited a famous Yogi

When the Prince walked up to the Yogi, He was meditating in a handstand pose. The prince felt that it was extremely rude that the man would not stand up and great him properly.
The prince said, Sir, stand up greet me properly!
Namaste upside down said the Yogi

Namaste joke, My roommate asked me if I wanted to go with her to her yoga class..

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