Namaste Jokes
62 namaste jokes and hilarious namaste puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about namaste that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Namaste Short Jokes
Short namaste jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The namaste humour may include short howdy jokes also.
- I asked my friend if she wanted to do yoga in the park? "In this heat?" She said, "Namaste at home"
- Sunrise Yoga I'm on vacation with my wife and she asks me do you want to join me for sunrise yoga tomorrow?
I replied 'namaste in bed' - My Yoga instructor was so hot, I didn't want to leave the studio... She kept telling me it was done but I said "namaste"
- What did the Hindu say when asked if he was going to leave on his pilgrimage across all of the ancient holy sites? Namaste here.
- What do you call a TV show about sentient Russian spacecraft attempting performance art? *Soyuz Think You Can Dance*
Namaste. - What did the yoga teacher say to his friends when he didn't want to leave the bar? Namaste
- What did the buddhist monk say when he was asked if he was leaving? Na 'ma stay. (namaste)
Grandfather joke at Easter dinner last sunday. Sorry. - What did the yogi say as he entered the room? "Namaste"
What did he say as he left?
"Namasgo" - A foreigner is talking to his friend in India. He says, "Wow! This is a cool country! Not like my boring state. This is not my state."
And an Indian guy looks to him and says, "Namaste." - Some ascetics were headed into the forest to meditate and one shouts "hey budd, you gonna come seek enlightenment with us?"
"Namaste right here."
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Namaste One Liners
Which namaste one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with namaste? I can suggest the ones about hippie and yoga.
- A girl asked me if I wanted to join her in yoga at 6 am I told her, "namaste in bed".
- What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch? Namaste
- What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ? Namaste
- What does an Indian who refuses to leave say? Namaste.
- What does a Buddhist from the hood say after his friends ask him to leave? Namaste.
- What did the yoga instructor tell his landlord when he tried to evict him? Namaste
- My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to go do yoga with her. I said, "Namaste right here."
- How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight.
- I asked a Hindu girl if she wanted to go home with me She just smiled and said "Namaste."
- What did the yoga instructor say when asked if she wanted to leave the party? Namaste
- I asked my wife if she wanted to go out for dinner after yoga. Her response? Namaste Om
- What did the Yogi say when he got kicked out of the club? Namaste.
- What does a monk say when you evict him? Namaste
- What did the lazy monk say? Namaste..right here
- Namast'ay Away from negative people.
Laughable Namaste Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about namaste you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean salute jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make namaste pranks.
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Hippie jokes
Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house?
A: He's still there.
Q: What did he say when you told him to leave?
A: Namaste.
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Q: What's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint?
A: The joint won't make it all the way around the circle.
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Q: How do you starve a hippie?
A: Hide his drug money under the soap.
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Q: What did the Deadhead say when he ran out of w**...?
A: Man, this music s**...!
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Q: What do hippie chicks and hockey players have in common?
A: They both shower and change pads after 3 periods.
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So this guy got his dog really high. He tells the dog "Play dead." And the dog says, "Nah man, play Floyd!"
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Please add more if you think of them, most of my friends are "hippies" and these jokes freakin crack me up.
What do you say to a yogi that asks you to join them for a class?
"Namaste here"
My yogi brother asked if I'd join him for a class
I told him "namaste here"
What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?
Namaste.
Wanna come to yoga with me?
Namaste here.
What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?
Namaste here
What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?
Namaste
What did the unemployed hippie say when his dad told him to get a job.
Namaste Jah bless.
A wife invites her husband to join her for Yoga.
The husband replies
"Namaste on the couch"
Why are hippies always late to yoga?
Cause they'd rather namaste in bed...
Yoga
Guy: Hey I had fun doing yoga with you. Wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Namaste
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I had a party the other night. Asked everyone to g**.... some hippie told me
Namaste
After yoga class the instructor asked everyone to leave...
But I said "namaste"
I got asked to leave my yoga class the other day
I replied with "namaste"
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What did the Buddhist Indian man say to the Trump Supporter when he told him to go back to his own filthy country?
Namaste
Whatcha say if your yoga instructor gf asks if your going to pull out?
Namaste in you.
Yoga Joka
A yoga instructor decided to let their class leave early. One straggler was left behind. The instructor asked, "Aren't you going to leave?" To which the student replied, "Namaste".
"Come on let's leave this yoga class, it's getting boring!"
"Namaste"
I accidentally walked into a yoga class filled with very attractive women. They instructor immediately told me to leave...
I replied, Namaste
The druggie and the yoga teacher
Yoga teacher: Hey man would you like to take a yoga class?
Drug addict: Namaste here and do some coke
What did The Buddha say when they tried to evict him?
Namaste.
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Two Hindus where at a party...
The first Hindu says, hey, this party blows harder than a snake charmer on the brink of unemployment. How about we get outta here?
The second Hindu replies, namaste
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Fed-up, I finally told that stubborn monk to leave!
"namaste"
Why did the Yogi cross the road?
He didn't, I told him to but he just said "namaste right here"
A prince visited a famous Yogi
When the Prince walked up to the Yogi, He was meditating in a handstand pose. The prince felt that it was extremely rude that the man would not stand up and great him properly.
The prince said, Sir, stand up greet me properly!
Namaste upside down said the Yogi
