Naive Jokes
25 naive jokes and hilarious naive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about naive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Take a trip with Naive Nelly and her gang of illogical firstborns as they reenact the most naive of jokes. From the downright silly to the irresistibly funny, Naive Jokes will have you rolling!
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Funniest Naive Short Jokes
Short naive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The naive humour may include short innocent jokes also.
- My parents claim I'm using alcohol as a crutch I told them to stop being naive, crutches help you walk
- What did the young, privileged, and naive crustacean say to the other crustacean? I don't sea shells
- They say Trump isn't appealing to minorities... ...but according to the latest polls, he's winning 100% of the Naive American vote
- Woman has a special combination of inner.. My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
- In my younger, more naive days I once beat Chewbacca at Holochess. It was a Wookie mistake.
- It's really naive to agree with the Beatles and say money can't buy you love... Match fixing in tennis is a real problem.
- My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
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Naive One Liners
Which naive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with naive? I can suggest the ones about unsuspecting and ignorant.
- What did the native do after he spilled his tea? he became naive.
- What do you call a father that still believes in Santa Claus? A Feliz Naive-dad.
- Why are Mayflies so naive ? Because they were born yesterday
- Elizabeth Warren's DNA Results Showed that she was 100% Naive American
- What do you call a gullible Indian? A Naive American.
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Hilarious Fun Naive Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about naive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean clueless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make naive pranks.
Pets are like countries.
Dogs are like Canada. They're incredibly friendly, but to some, to a naive degree.
Cats are like England. They're rude and act like they're better than everybody, but we find them so charming for some reason.
Parrots are like America. They blindly repeat anybody they believe is of higher intelligence, especially if the owner is Russian.
Goldfish are like Carpatho-Ukraine. They'd be lucky to last a year.
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I'm very naive s**.... My partner asked me to do m**......
... and I went off to Africa for six months.
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A 16yr old boy is cleaning his grandparents attic. When he uncovers a strange lamp.
As soon as he grabs the lamp a genie appears. "One and only one wish you have" bellows the genie. Being a young and naive boy only one thought comes to mind. Without much thought he blurts out "I wish the be in between the legs of a beautiful woman". The genie booms "wish granted". With a snap of his fingers turns the boy into a t**....
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My s**... life is like Santa Claus.
-Why? Doesn't it exists?
-No, it exist, because of naive 6 yo kids..
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How did the Machine Learning professor pick which of his undergrads to have s**... with?
He used a Naive Babe Classifier.
... Sorry for the nerd joke; I'll show myself out.
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Little Birdie
A man was sunbathing at a n**... beach one sunny afternoon when a little girl walks up to the man. The man immediately covers his g**... with a newspaper to shield the girl from looking at them.
"What's under there, Sir?" the naive little girl asks.
"It's my little birdie and he's trying to sleep," the man replies.
"Ok."
The man falls asleep as the girl walks away. He wakes up in the hospital with horrible pains in the pelvic region. He then sees the little girl and asks, "What happened?"
"I went back to get something to feed your little bird and you fell asleep, so I pet the bird and it spit at me so I SNAPPED IT'S NECK, SMASHED HIS EGGS, AND BURNED HIS NEST!!!"
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This guy was with a h**... for the first time. .
She took him into her room and asked him what would be his pleasure. Being naive, he asked, "Do you have any suggestions?"
She said, "Would you like French style, Straight, Around the World, or maybe 69?"
He replies, "I'll try one of those 69's."
As they were engaged in a 69, the h**... let out a loud and smelly f**.... "Ooohh! Excuse me," she said with a giggle. They proceeded and a few minutes later, she let another stinky, loud f**... fly. "Ohhh," she said as she giggled and said, "how do you like it so far?"
He replies, "Well, it feels pretty good, but I'm not sure I can take 67 more. "
A brunette, redhead, and blonde got sentenced to execution in front of a firing squad.
The brunette went first. Seeing that the soldiers were a little naive, she waited until they raised their rifles and yelled "TORNADO!". The soldiers panicked and ran and in the ensuing confusion the brunette escaped.
They then beought out the redhead. She waited until the soldiers raised their rifles and yelled "FLOOD!". Again the soldiers ran for cover and she was able to escape.
The blonde was then brought out. Ahe decided to try and mimic her friends. So, as the soldiers raised their rifles, she yelled "FIRE!"....
A young woman accidentally summons a genie.
"What is your wish?" asked the genie.
"World peace!" blurted the idealistic but naive young woman.
"People give me that all the time. I am not that powerful. Sorry. Wish something less powerful." replied the genie.
"This dog is very loyal and loves me. Turn him into a man so he will also be loyal and loves me." the woman asks the genie.
The genie snaps his fingers. The dog turns into a handsome young man and the genie disappears.
The young man sadly looks at the woman and says "I really wish you didn't have me neutered."
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with inputs from /u/KJBenson
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A woman is visiting a farm...
A woman is visiting a farm and sees an attractive but naive farmhand. She goes to talk to him and convinces him to meet her in the barn later. Once she has him alone in the barn she says, "t**... clothes."
"Well all right" he says and does so.
"Now take off all my clothes". He complies.
She lies back on a hay bale and says, "Now put it inside me." He does. "Now pull it almost all the way out". So he does. "Now push it back in." To which the farmhand says, "Lady, you gotta make up your mind, I've got chores to do!"
