Nail Salon Jokes

19 nail salon jokes and hilarious nail salon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nail salon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Nail Salon Short Jokes

Short nail salon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nail salon humour may include short beauty salon jokes also.

  1. It's my dream to open a dentist office/manicure salon I'm fighting tooth and nail to make it happen
  2. In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon. You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality.
  3. If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons? Because Tu is better than Juan.

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Nail Salon One Liners

Which nail salon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nail salon? I can suggest the ones about hair salon and nail.

  1. Why did Jesus go to the salon? To get his nails done
  2. Why did the beauty salon overcharge jesus? Because he has extra nails
  3. Why did the man with bipolar go to the nail salon? Because they offer manic cures
  4. What does a woman with a missing finger get at the nail salon? 10% off.
  5. I'm going to open a half-assed nail salon... It's going to be called 'Just The Tips'.
  6. TIL Tom Petty had a brother that owned his own nail salon Manny Petty
  7. What does the r**... get done at the nail salon? A predicure.
  8. Why did h**... visit the nail salon? Because he wanted to buy Polish remover

Nail Salon Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about nail salon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nail polish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nail salon pranks.

A flustered carpenter holding a hammer entered a premise. The ladies in there gaped. Finally, the lady at the counter asked: "What's up?"

"Thought this was a nail salon..." he muttered, before hurrying off.