Nail Gun Jokes
28 nail gun jokes and hilarious nail gun puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nail gun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Nail Gun Short Jokes
Short nail gun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nail gun humour may include short nail jokes also.
- What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns? I think he would be most strict on nail gun control.
(Credit to Taylor on PKA) - As a second amendment guy I just don't think Jesus would have a problem with guns. Except nail guns of course
- The NRA asked what Jesus's favorite gun would be, and I said "a nail gun." I don't know why they got so offended. Jesus was a carpenter.
- If Jesus came back.. If Jesus came back as a carpenter I don't think he would use the nail gun.
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Nail Gun One Liners
Which nail gun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nail gun? I can suggest the ones about nail and screw and nail salon.
- What's Jesus's favorite power tool? A nail gun
- What is Jesus's least favorite type of gun? A nail gun.
Ohhh... that's in bad taste. - A man was attacked by a guy with an upholstery nail gun. He's okay. He's recovered now.
- What's Jesus favourite gun? A nail gun.
- What was Judas's favorite gun? A nail gun
- What would Jesus actually do? Probably ban nail guns
- If Jesus suddenly appeared today... I bet he would really hate nail guns.
- Did you hear about the Mexican Army's new weapons? Everyone was issued a nail gun.
- My wife shot me with the nail gun today... She must think I'm a stud!
- What does the m**... say after he kills someone with a nail gun? Nailed it.
Nail Gun Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about nail gun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean machine gun jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nail gun pranks.
Jesus's favorite gun
My uncle is a member of the NRA. He came over for the Christmas dinner wearing a shirt with Jesus on it. I noticed his shirt and complimented it.
He then took his jacket off and showed me the back. On it, Jesus was holding a PK in one hand and an AK-47 on the other. Above it was text that reads "What would Jesus shoot?" That question was a no brainer. I answered "a nail gun."
I don't know why he got mad. Jesus was a carpenter.
What kind of gun would Jesus own?
A nail gun. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ya know, him being a carpenter and all.
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I just accidentally shot my wife in the hand with a nail gun...
Well, that's what she gets for covering her eyes.
I got kicked out of my Southern Baptist bible study group
We were wrapping up today's session and our teacher asked the class what type of gun Jesus would have were he around today.
Apparently nail gun was not the right answer