Nail File Jokes
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Lover's Lane
A cop comes upon a car parked late one night on Lover's Lane. Upon further investigation he finds a male subject reading a book in the front seat and a female subject filing her nails in the back seat.
The cop asks the guy, "What are you doing up here?"
"I'm reading a book sir."
"Uh-huh. And what's she doing?" the cop inquires, motioning toward the back seat.
"Well clearly, sir, she is filing her nails."
With a puzzled look on his face, the cop says, "In the 13 years I've been a cop I've never seen anything like this on Lover's Lane. How old are you son?"
"I'm 20."
"And how old is she?"
The guy looks at his watch and says, "Well in about 15 minutes she'll be 18."
I used to file my nails
Now I just chuck them away
I HATE cutting my nails.
Wife: Why?
Husband: Because then it takes even longer to file them.
Wife: I just put mine in a pile.
My wife says I should file my nails...
F for finger? N for nail? T for for toe?
Do you file your nails?
Because I throw mine away
Why aren't little kids able to get there nails done?
Because then they'd be near pedi files.
What did the little girl use to polish her finger nails?
A p**...-file
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