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What do wives and horses have in common?

They all turn into old nags eventually.

My wife asked me why I think she nags people about things that don't even bother her.

I told her was because she is a test-tease
She said no that's not it, I don't mean to test-tickle

An old couple is travelling in Israel

The wife incessantly nags her husband through out the trip, until unfortunately she has a heart attack and passes. The coroner tells the husband, "it will cost you $500 to bury her here, or $5000 to take her body back to America." The husband tells the coroner that he will take her body back to America. The coroner, surprised, asks "but sir, why pay so much money when you can have just as beautiful f**... here for so much cheaper??" The man replies, "I heard that 2000 years ago some guy came back alive after being dead for 3 days around here, I don't want to take that chance with her."

What do you call a man who nags his fat wife about her weight?

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