Nagasaki Jokes

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Funniest Nagasaki Short Jokes

Short nagasaki jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nagasaki humour may include short democracy jokes also.

1. It's a little known fact that chuck norris was dropped twice as a child Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki
2. What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The August 1945 atomic bombings of hiroshima and Nagasaki.
3. Some people say oh man while some people say oh boy The difference between Nagasaki and Hiroshima
4. Why are the Japanese so afraid of obese Americans? The last time they let a Fat Man in their country, Nagasaki disappeared.
5. Did you know Major Charles Sweeney of the B-29 Bockscar was dyslexic? He meant to order the flaming saganaki, but instead ordered a flaming Nagasaki
6. If America was a soundcloud rapper Lil'warhead of Freedom
   'Bouta drop the hottest mixtape on Nagasaki
7. Last week I visited Japan. Tokyo, Kyoto, Osaka, all were great places. But my favorite were Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Those places were the bomb.
8. In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
   Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
9. Til: the United States dropped leaflets on Hiroshima and Nagasaki to warn of the nuclear attack... I guess you could say they were the target audience.
10. How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic?
    He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.

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Nagasaki One Liners

Which nagasaki one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nagasaki? I can suggest the ones about nuke and bomb.

1. My grandfather survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings Being in Canada helped.
2. My grandpa survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings. Being in Australia helped.
3. Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. We know them today as Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
4. What do Nagasaki and Tehran have in common??? Nothing... yet.
5. Nagasaki House. Good to the last drop.
6. Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
7. the truth behind Hiroshima and Nagasaki There was a spider....
   *Sorry*
8. Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
9. Yo man so fat The American dropped it on Nagasaki
10. Nagasaki You had me at Hiroshima.
11. I can speak Japanese tempura, ramen, h**..., terriyaki, nagasaki ...
12. What do you call the Hiroshima and Nagasaki b**... victims? Rice Crispies

Uplifting Nagasaki Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about nagasaki you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flames jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nagasaki pranks.