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Funniest Nagasaki Short Jokes

Short nagasaki jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nagasaki humour may include short democracy jokes also.

  1. It's a little known fact that chuck norris was dropped twice as a child Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki
  2. What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The August 1945 atomic bombings of hiroshima and Nagasaki.
  3. Some people say oh man while some people say oh boy The difference between Nagasaki and Hiroshima
  4. Did you know Major Charles Sweeney of the B-29 Bockscar was dyslexic? He meant to order the flaming saganaki, but instead ordered a flaming Nagasaki
  5. If America was a soundcloud rapper Lil'warhead of Freedom
    'Bouta drop the hottest mixtape on Nagasaki
  6. Last week I visited Japan. Tokyo, Kyoto, Osaka, all were great places. But my favorite were Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Those places were the bomb.
  7. In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
    Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
  8. Til: the United States dropped leaflets on Hiroshima and Nagasaki to warn of the nuclear attack... I guess you could say they were the target audience.
  9. The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
    We decided to go the humane route.
  10. Don't blame the U.S. for Hiroshima and Nagasaki Blame gravity for pulling the bombs to the ground

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Nagasaki One Liners

Which nagasaki one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nagasaki? I can suggest the ones about nuke and flames.

  1. My grandfather survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings Being in Canada helped.
  2. What do Nagasaki and Tehran have in common??? Nothing... yet.
  3. Nagasaki House. Good to the last drop.
  4. Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
  5. the truth behind Hiroshima and Nagasaki There was a spider....
    *Sorry*
  6. Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
  7. Nagasaki You had me at Hiroshima.
  8. I can speak Japanese tempura, ramen, h**..., terriyaki, nagasaki ...
  9. What do you call the Hiroshima and Nagasaki b**... victims? Rice Crispies
Nagasaki joke, What do you call the Hiroshima and Nagasaki b**... victims?

Uplifting Nagasaki Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about nagasaki you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nagasaki pranks.

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Why are the Japanese so afraid of obese Americans?

The last time they let a Fat Man in their country, Nagasaki disappeared.

A man survives Hiroshima and wakes up in the hospital

Man: What happened and why am I here?
Nurse: Hiroshima was hit by a bomb and despite all odds you survived. Right now you are at the hospital getting treated but you have no risk of dying so no worries.
Man: Thank god. But how about my family? Are they ok also?
Nurse: Don't worry, they all evacuated safely and are waiting at the reception room
Man: That is great news. So where am I?
Nurse: Nagasaki

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The prime minister of Japan finally decides to enact revenge on the US for Hiroshima & Nagasaki.

He decides to nuke the r**... and he calls it: Operation Fried Okra-homa

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