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5 nae jokes and hilarious nae puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nae that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Nae Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good nae joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

how many Scots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

ACH! It's nae THAT dark in here.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a pint. Just then, a fly drops in each of their Guinness.

The Englishman says: "How dreadful. Barkeep, take this pint back at once, I couldn't possibly touch it, it has a fly in it!"
The Scotsman says: "Ach, it's nae so bad!" and flicks the fly out with the back of his hand and c**... his beer.
The Irishman gingerly picks up the fly by the wing, gives the fly a little wiggle and says: "You spit that out! You spit that out!"

David Hasslehoff walks into a Glasgow pub

And barman says "what will it he Mr Hasslehoff"
David says, please it's just "Hoff"
And the barman replies "sure nae Hassle, Hoff"

How do you make copper wire?

You throw a penny between two Scots
Gimme that
Nae, it's mine

Just learned that the Whip Nae Nae song is actually spelled "Whipo"...

Silento!


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about nae can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of nae puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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