Nacl Jokes

Funniest Nacl Short Jokes

Short nacl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nacl humour may include short chloride jokes also.

1. A chemist walks into a bar... And sees NaCl being beaten up. He asks, "Is that ionic compound being attacked?" The bartender replies, "No, it's a salt"
2. What's seafarer's favorite chemical equation? .
   NaCl(aq) + NaCl(aq)
   ———————————
   . C^7
   ~~ Saline, saline, over the seven seas ~~
3. Once they are put in jail, prisoners spend most of their time being salty. Probably because they spend all of their time NaCl.
4. I had an argument with me Chemistry teacher today. I threw some NaCl at him and he yelled;
   "HEY, THATS A SALT!"
5. Did You Hear About the Man who was Arrested for Possessing NaCl and an Electrical Source? He was arrested for a salt and battery!
6. The German soldier in the 1940s was very upset when someone threw salt at him He did NaCl it coming.
7. Did you hear about the chemistry teacher that yelled NaCl during class? He was arrested for assault.
8. Son born without taste receptors is asking his mother... "Mum, how salt taste?"
   "Like a NaCl, son."
9. Games like LoL show an increasing fervor towards h**...'s political party It's proven that this type of games encourage the average consumer to act in a NaCl way.
10. Walrus l**... pepper. (Just made this up a little inebriated so be kind.)
    Person 1: Whoa! Is that a walrus l**... salt?
    Person 2: Na,Cl

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Nacl One Liners

Which nacl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nacl? I can suggest the ones about chemistry and chlorine.

1. NaCl / NaOH The base is under assault!
2. What did NaCl go to prison for? A-salt
3. What was the charge when NaCl got arrested? A salt.
4. I recently bought a gun It can only shoot NaCl bullets because it's a salt rifle.
5. What do you call NaCl and a 9 volt being thrown at you? Assault and battery.
6. What part of your hand is the most salty? The NaCls
7. Who is the saltiest rapper? NaCl-more
8. What did the daddy salt say to his son? "Stop cracking your NaCles."
9. The base is under assault! NaCl
   NH3
10. Someone threw NaCl at me That's a salt
11. Why did H2O crack down on the NaCl? They tried to un-ionize.
12. Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant? He ordered some NaCl.
13. Na:Cl Sorry, i meant Cs:Go
14. What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt? NaCl-more.

Amusing Nacl Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about nacl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean assault jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nacl pranks.