Nacho Jokes

Funniest Nacho Short Jokes

Short nacho jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nacho humour may include short taco jokes also.

1. A detective walks into a party... and asks the partygoers,
   "Do you guys have any Nacho Cheese?"
   The partygoers respond,
   "No dip, Sherlock."
2. today you are one day closer to eating your next servings of nacho. unless you die tomorrow and never get to eat any nacho then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
3. What do you call an exceptional Mexican? What do you call an exceptional Mexican?
   Nacho average guy
4. A dorito asks the doctor whether or not he's done the DNA test to his son yet.... The doctor responds, "Yes, I'm afraid he's NACHO son."
5. If I tell you I'm thinking about you, don't get too excited, because I'm also thinking about nachos.
6. What did the Mexican say to the great cheddar bandit? That's nacho cheese.
7. What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho? I'm Nacho Daddy.
8. What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief? That's Nachos.
9. This is a.... Bean and cheese conversation. Nachos.
10. What's the most aggressive fast food business right now? its nacho business

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Nacho One Liners

Which nacho one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nacho? I can suggest the ones about burrito and tortilla.

1. What do You Call Tortilla Chips With Guns? Loaded Nachos
2. Wife said looks like it's gonna be chilly again tonight. I said no that's nachos.
3. Brought nachos to salsa class Huge misunderstanding
4. What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos? A messycan
5. You guys like jokes about nachos? Nvm... It's too cheesy...
6. I'm starting a private Mexican restaurant. It's called Nacho Business.
7. What do you call a Mexican / Soul Food Restaurant? Nacho Mama's
8. I used to think that I was good at cheesy puns But now I'm nacho sure.
9. What do you call a piece of cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese.
10. What did the cheese vendor say to the robber? "Hey! That's nacho cheese!"
11. What did the insecure, cheesy dorito say? "I'm nacho sure anymore"
12. If you don't like tacos... then i'm nacho type.
13. What do you tell a Mexican having a bad day? Sorry amigo, it's nacho day.
14. My wife told me she wanted cheese with her nachos. I told her "K. So?"
15. I decided to open up a Mexican soul food restaurant. It's called Nacho Mama's!

Nacho Cheese Jokes

Here is a list of funny nacho cheese jokes and even better nacho cheese puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL the inventor of Nachos was a notorious cheese thief. His friends often remarked, "Hey, that's not yo cheese."
• What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
• What did the cop say to the dairy thief? Stop! That's nacho cheese!
• Two Spanish cheeses are having an argument. One turns to the other and says, "Queso, what's the problem?" That's nacho concern.
• What did the shopkeeper say to the dip sauce thief? It's nacho cheese.
• I always thought it was a crime to eat nachos. Because it's nacho cheese.
• A guy asked me who's chips and cheese that is "Nachos"
• What kind of cheese isn't yours? Nacho cheese
• cheese? What type of cheese is not your cheese?
  nacho cheese
• What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese!

Mexican Nacho Jokes

Here is a list of funny mexican nacho jokes and even better mexican nacho puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know about the restaurant down the street? A Mexican and a black dude own it they call it Nacho Ma ma's!
• What did the Mexican say to the man who stole his cheese? Hey! That's Nacho cheese!
• Jesus once told me... Nacho is not real Mexican food. He is a person.
• Have you all heard of that New Mexican Soul food restaurant? It's called "Nacho Mommas"!
• All this mexican food And it's still nacho business!
• Why was the Mexican crisp angry at you? Because he's nacho friend anymore!
• what did one mexican mouse say to the other mexican mouse? nacho cheese!!
• What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room? It's nacho business!
• Why was Snoop Dogg arrested after serving me nachos in a Mexican restaurant? Because m**... was the queso that he gave me. (This is a joke I made for my husband, the king of dad jokes)

Nacho Chips Jokes

Here is a list of funny nacho chips jokes and even better nacho chips puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a secret Chip? Nacho Business.
• What did the cop say to the thief he caught trying to steal a briefcase full of corn chips? That's nacho briefcase, hand it over.
• What does a midget electrical engineer want in his nachos? Micro Chips
• What do you call chips that aren't yours? Nacho chips
• What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip? It's nacho fault.
• What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips? Plato Nachos

Cheesy Nacho Jokes

Here is a list of funny cheesy nacho jokes and even better cheesy nacho puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a cheesy male who is not yours? Nacho man
• What do you call a cheesy liquid dairy product that you're not allowed to drink? Nacho milk.

Humorous Nacho Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about nacho you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean el chapo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nacho pranks.