Nacho Chip Jokes
9 nacho chip jokes and hilarious nacho chip puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nacho chip that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Nacho Chip Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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What do You Call Tortilla Chips With Guns?
Loaded Nachos
What do you call a secret Chip?
Nacho Business.
What did the cop say to the thief he caught trying to steal a briefcase full of corn chips?
That's nacho briefcase, hand it over.
A guy asked me who's chips and cheese that is
"Nachos"
What does a midget electrical engineer want in his nachos?
Micro Chips
What do you call chips that aren't yours?
Nacho chips
What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?
It's nacho fault.
What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?
Plato Nachos
The Most Gruesome Dead Baby Joke
What's worse than an abortion?
One dead baby.
What's worse than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
What's worse than two dead babies?
A garbage truck full of 'em.
What's worse than that?
One alive at the bottom.
What's worse than that?
Having to eat it's way out to survive.
What's worse than that!?
Falling back in for seconds.
What could possibly be worse than that?
Turning on the trash compactor.
How do you clean up the mess?
With nacho chips.
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