Mythology Jokes

Funniest Mythology Short Jokes

Short mythology jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mythology humour may include short mythical jokes also.

1. I feel like, in mythology, Neptune is just a copy of Poseidon Like whoever created neptune literally read what Poseidon's main powers were and was like Ctrl C
2. I passed all my courses except for greek mythology. It has always been my Achilles' elbow.
3. Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achiless' Horse. Uh oh, I've really opened a Pandora's Labyrinth here
4. I got caught faking my way through an ancient history course I failed because Greek mythology is my achilles horse
5. I'm AMAZED by mythology. I'll tell you about my favorite tales... if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)
6. Did you hear the joke about the shield from Greek mythology? I would think so, it's been around for aegis.
7. My Greek mythology class is killing my GPA. I guess you could say it's my Achilles' elbow.
8. Mike Tyson gets really upset if you talk to him about Norse mythology. It's a Thor subject.
9. Mythology gags, anyone? What can kill you with a glance and goes "Hittthhh"?
   The Basilisp.
10. What do a Middle Eastern transportation center and a mythological English kingdom have in common? They're both camel-lots

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Mythology One Liners

Which mythology one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mythology? I can suggest the ones about mythical creature and fairy tale.

1. What's the difference between religion and mythology? A few hundred years.
2. My lack of Greek mythology knowledge has always been my Achilles elbow
3. Not knowing Greek mythology is my biggest weakness It's my Achilles horse
4. If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology... I'll give you a mini-tour
5. What do you call a Greek mythology professor who speaks in rhymes? Dr. Zeus
6. Favorite Mythological Creature Someone on tumblr who isn't oppressed
7. Who do Greek mythological dogs go to when their teeth need fixing? The Orthus-dontist.
8. Who's the sorriest god from Greek mythology? Apollo.
   Because he's always apollogizing
9. I like the drama in Greek Mythology. It a-muse-s me.
10. Roman mythology in 3 words The f**...'s plagiarism?
11. I can sum up Greek Mythology in three words. Zeus got h**...!

Greek Mythology Jokes

Here is a list of funny greek mythology jokes and even better greek mythology puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My Favorite Character From Greek Mythology is the Crazy Brother of Hercules... ... Testiclees.
  He was nuts.
• I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology.... It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time.
• I almost had a 4.0 at University. It turns out that Greek mythology was my Achilles elbow.
• I Heard that the Afterlife in Greek Mythology was Pretty Boring. I wonder why Hades didn't liven things up a bit.
• [Possibly OC] Objectifying women has been going on since mythical times. For example, in Greek mythology, a female elf was called a Shelf.
• My knowledge of Greek mythology is pretty average to hold an intellectual conversation about it. You can say that it's my Achilles elbow.
• Did you hear about the Spaniard who was obsessed with Greek Mythology? I said to him, "Jesus?" and he replied, "Where's Zeus?"
• Greek mythology joke If The Golden Fleece were a secret agent, how would it get to Thessaly?
• Greek Mythology: good, but not real. Greek Economy: real, but not good. Greek Yogurt: Real. Good.

Hilarious Mythology Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about mythology you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean religion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mythology pranks.