Mythological Creature Jokes
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If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology...
I'll give you a mini-tour
If I had to pick a mythological creature to become alive and real,
I'd have to pick: My girlfriend.
Favorite Mythological Creature
Someone on tumblr who isn't oppressed
What do you call an academic institute concerning vegetables that only offers their services to mythological creatures?
A Unicorn
Is it wrong to steal Scottish mythological creature's vegetables?
Not Nessy's Celery.
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Did you hear about the woke mythological creature who brought up gun violence stats when they tried to kill him with a silver bullet?
He was aware-wolf
Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?
It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"
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