Mythical Jokes
36 mythical jokes and hilarious mythical puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mythical that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Delve into a world of mythological creatures and enjoy a laughter-filled night with these funny mythical jokes. Immerse yourself in a world of imagination and fairytales with these whimsical retellings of traditional mythical stories. Get ready for a night of laughter as we explore the humor in mythology.
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Funniest Mythical Short Jokes
Short mythical jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mythical humour may include short mythology jokes also.
- What do you call the mythical creature that is half horse, half virologist? The Centaur for disease control.
- What would Dwane Johnson be if he transformed into a giant mythical bird? He'd be The Roc.
- A good lawyer, the Tooth-fairy, Santa Claus, and a homeless man are walking down the street, They see a 100$ bill, who gets it?
The homeless man obviously, the rest are mythical creatures - A quiz just asked me what mythical creature I relate to.. So I chose unicorn because I'm bright, colourful, and nobody believes in me.
- Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and a hobo are walking down the street when they simutaneously see a $100 bill. Who gets it? The hobo. The rest are mythical creatures.
- What do you call a mythical milkshake? Legendairy
(credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun) - Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, an honest lawyer, and a drunk man are walking down a road. They see a coin on the floor. Who picks it up? The drunk man. The other three are mythical creatures.
- My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
- [Possibly OC] Objectifying women has been going on since mythical times. For example, in Greek mythology, a female elf was called a Shelf.
- Did you hear about the driver who collided with a mythical creature at a traffic intersection? He turned into a werewolf.
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Mythical One Liners
Which mythical one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mythical? I can suggest the ones about magical and legendary.
- Which mythical creature casts no reflection? All of them, technically.
- What would Rhett do if Link died? Good Mythical Mourning.
- My favorite mythical creature is a satisfied woman
- What mythical creature always gets lost? A where-wolf
- What did one mythical sea creature say to the other? What's kraken?
- What mythical creature keeps time for trains at the station? A metro-gnome
- Which mythical creature has the hardest time reproducing? A Unic- horn.
- What do you do when you want to find a mythical location on a map? Well legend has it...
- What do you get when YouTubers Rhett & Link pass away? Good Mythical Mourning
- What do you call a quiet mythical sea creature? A murmurmaid
- How do you describe a mythical cow? Legendairy
- The paraplegic mythical creature wasn't walking... He was draggin!
- What does a mythical horse wear? A uniform
- What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store? Mejuicea
- What's your favourite mythical country? Narnia, Middle-Earth, Asgard or Taiwan?
Mythical Creature Jokes
Here is a list of funny mythical creature jokes and even better mythical creature puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Amateur reporting in a nutshell Look, a mythical creature! Quick, grab the worst camera we've got!
- What is a mythical creature's favorite vegetable? Unicorn
Hilarious Fun Mythical Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about mythical you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fictional jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mythical pranks.
The year is 2219
A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the next year. The true meaning of the ritual is lost in the annals of history but many believe it goes back to the days of a mythical quest they called Brexit.
A Warrior Cuts off the head of a Hydra formed by fusing 8 mythical beast,
and 2 heads Grows in it place,
he cuts those off and 4 grows,
he cuts those off and 8 grows,
he cuts those off and 16 grows,
he cuts those off and 32 grows,
he cuts those off and 64 grows,
he cuts those off and 128 grows,
he cuts those off and the Hydra Dies because the Hydra was made of 8 bits.
