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  1. How many mystery novel writers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and another one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
  2. Lost my job as an old west saloon piano player when a mysterious stranger walked in the door and I just kept playing
  3. My 3 year old just got me with this one... 3 yo: Can I please have a mystery?
    Me: What is that?
    3 yo: I don't know, it's a mystery (laughs hysterically)
  4. A city in northern England has mysteriously disappeared The police are still searching for Leeds
  5. I have a mysterious illness where I seem to get sick only during the work week. So, I went to my doctor. He said it was a weekend immune system.
  6. There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA. The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.
  7. Why do snowmen love reading mystery novels? They're always on the hunt for the chilling clues!
  8. How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end.
  9. I was trying to come up with a name for my group of mystery-solving chickens Apparently the Clue Clucks Clan was already taken.
  10. How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

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Mysterious One Liners

Which mysterious one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mysterious? I can suggest the ones about strange and suspicious.

  1. My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious. Or did she?
  2. Some more dirt was mysteriously added to my garden last night... The plot thickens
  3. My friend Victor changed his last name to "E". No one knows why. He's become a Mystery.
  4. My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too mysterious Or did she?
  5. I want to write a mystery novel. Or Do I ?
  6. Some mystery person keeps adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
  7. The Lord moves in mysterious ways. But you don't. Use your turn signal.
  8. My last girlfriend said i was 'overly mysterious' or did she?
  9. A mysterious hole was found in my area recently. Local police are looking into it.
  10. The best part of waking up... Is still a mystery to me.
  11. I like my women like I like my covfefe A mystery
  12. I recently started writing a mystery novel... ...Or did I?
  13. I know women like to be mysterious... But turning signals are for safty purposes..
  14. What do you call two Orthodox Jewish brothers who solve mysteries? The Haredi Boys
  15. The lord moves in mysterious ways - but you don't have to. Please use your blinker!

Mysterious joke, The lord moves in mysterious ways - but you don't have to.

Hilarious Fun Mysterious Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about mysterious you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bizarre jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mysterious pranks.

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: religion, royalty, s**... and mystery.

The prize-winning essay read, "My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder whose it is?"

Great Mystery

Newsboy : "Great mystery! Fifty victims! Paper, mister ?"
Passerby : "Here boy, I'll take one" (After reading a moment) "Say, boy, there's nothing of the kind in this paper. Where is it ?"
Newsboy : "That's the mystery, sir. You're the fifty first victim".

A man is walking home late at night when he hears a woman's voice….

...from the shadow call out, Twenty bucks?
The man takes the mystery woman up on the offer. They've been going at it for a few minutes when a police officer points his flashlight at them and demands to know what's going on.
Do you mind? I'm making love to my wife, replies the man.
Sorry, says the cop, I didn't know.
The man replies, Neither did I, until you turned on the flashlight.

There was a writing competition for a story that had: religion, s**... and mystery.

The winner was "Oh god I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it".

A college class was asked to write a short story in as few words as possible.

A college class was asked to write a short story in as few words as possible.
The only catch was the story had to include three subjects:
1: Religion
2: Sexuality
3: Mystery
Below is the only A* essay.
"Good god, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it."

A man takes his place in the theatre, but his seat is too far from the stage.

He whispers to the usher "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat and I'll give you a handsome tip". The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter. The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans over and whispers "The wife did it".

The Mystery of Childbirth

A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, "How was I born?"
His mother awkwardly answers, "The stork brought you."
"Oh," says the boy. "Well, how were you and Daddy born?"
"Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma."
The boy begins his paper, "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

A guy gets to Heaven and meets God for the first time...

God says, welcome my child. For living an exemplary life and following in my footsteps, I welcome you to Heaven and will answer one question for you. The answer to any of your life's mysteries that you desire.
The man ponders. He hurriedly thinks back on his life, wondering which answer he wants the most and not wanting to waste God's time, but he can't decide. He stares back at Him, unsure of what to say.
God says, don't worry my child, I am all knowing, so I already know what question you will ask.
The man, visibly relieved, exclaimed oh thank you! What is it?
That one. Enjoy eternity!

Who's your daddy?

A father's daughter brought home her prospective fiancee
It was the first time he'd met him and he took the opportunity to quiz him a bit
"So, what do you do for a living?" he asked
"I have no job" he replied
"Really? Well how do you expect to provide for my daughter?"
"God will provide, I'm sure" was the answer from the intended
"And how exactly will he do that then?"
"God is merciful and will ensure we do not want" he said with all sincerity
"And how about if you have kids? Who looks after you then?"
"God will ensure he provides bounty for the whole family"
"OK, so you say, but exactly how will God provide this?"
"I don't know yet. God will move in his own mysterious ways"
At this point, the father gives up and leaves the house fuming, heading straight for the bar. there he meets his friend Dave who asks,
"What's up friend? You seem troubled"
"Well, I've just met my girl's new fiancé"
"Oh man, bad news?"
"Well, on the plus side, he does at least seem to think I'm God..."

The day after Beethoven's f**...

The day after Beethoven's f**..., at midnight, a drunken man, having just left the bar, went into the graveyard, where he heard a strange sound. Looking for the source of the mysterious sound, he discovered it was coming from Beethoven's grave. Alarmed, he called his friends, and found they could hear the sound too (even the sober ones).
Soon, a crowd was forming at the graveyard. The mayor, who was very familiar with classical music, recognized the sound as Beethoven's 9th Symphony played backwards. When it ended, Beethoven's 8th Symphony started playing, also backwards, and then the 7th, and then the 6th, and so forth. At dawn, having reached a conclusion, the mayor said to the gathering crowd:
"There's nothing to fear, gentlemen. He's just decomposing."

A few electrons are having a party

When suddenly, an uninvited proton enters, and since opposites attract, all the electrons get stuck to him. Unable to pull themselves away from the gatecrasher, they scream for help. A mystery stranger hears their cries, jumps in, pulls all the electrons off and throws the proton out of the premises. The grateful electrons ask their saviour to identify himself. Mysteriously, he pulls down his hat and answers:
"Bond. Covalent Bond."

A detective is trying to solve a m**... mystery

A lady was killed by being stabbed 17 times. The only evidence was a knife, fully made of concrete. The detective sent the knife to a lab, hoping for any DNA evidence, but unfortunately, the results came back inconclusive.
The detective was puzzled. He was sure it was concrete evidence.

Mysterious joke, I like my women like I like my covfefe

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