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How many mystery novel writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and another one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Some mystery person keeps adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

I have a mysterious illness where I seem to get sick only during the work week. So, I went to my doctor.

He said it was a weekend immune system.

There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.

The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

The Mystery of Childbirth

A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, "How was I born?"
His mother awkwardly answers, "The stork brought you."
"Oh," says the boy. "Well, how were you and Daddy born?"
"Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma."
The boy begins his paper, "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end.

A mysterious hole was found in my area recently.

Local police are looking into it.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

There was a mystery involving an office worker and a small bag.

It was a brief case.

It's always been a mystery to me how people build soundproof rooms.

It's baffling.

There is a mysterious blockage high up in my nasal cavity...

...I would like to figure out what it is, but I just can't put my finger on it.

The mystery of how my luggage worked has been solved.

It was an opened and shut case.

It's a mystery to me why men like trophy wives.

Their ears stick out and they have they've got the previous winners names tattooed down their backs.

For some mysterious reason, whenever I use a keyboard I always press the wrong keys.

I just can't put finger on it.

Why does mystery story writer insists upon mixing additional crushed stone while laying the foundation?

So the plot thickens.

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