Myst Jokes
22 myst jokes and hilarious myst puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about myst that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Myst Short Jokes
Short myst jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The myst humour may include short childbirth jokes also.
- Did you hear Cyan delayed the release of Obduction again? Apparently they myst some deadlines.
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Myst One Liners
Which myst one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with myst? I can suggest the ones about paper and twist.
- Tried to catch Sirrus and Achenar yesterday Myst :)
Uproarious Myst Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about myst you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mystic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make myst pranks.
How many mystery novel writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in almost all the way, and another one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Some mystery person keeps adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
I have a mysterious illness where I seem to get sick only during the work week. So, I went to my doctor.
He said it was a weekend immune system.
There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.
The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.
The Mystery of Childbirth
A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, "How was I born?"
His mother awkwardly answers, "The stork brought you."
"Oh," says the boy. "Well, how were you and Daddy born?"
"Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma."
The boy begins his paper, "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end.
A mysterious hole was found in my area recently.
Local police are looking into it.
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
There once was an old mystic
He was too poor to afford shoes, so he often had sores on his feet, and since he was old, he could easily break his bones if he was not careful. He also had a very bad diet, so his breath smelt terrible.
I guess you could say he was a....
**Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed with Halitosis**
There was a mystery involving an office worker and a small bag.
It was a brief case.
It's always been a mystery to me how people build soundproof rooms.
It's baffling.
There is a mysterious blockage high up in my nasal cavity...
...I would like to figure out what it is, but I just can't put my finger on it.
The mystery of how my luggage worked has been solved.
It was an opened and shut case.
It's a mystery to me why men like trophy wives.
Their ears stick out and they have they've got the previous winners names tattooed down their backs.
The Mystical Mahatma Gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. So I guess you could say he was a...
super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
For some mysterious reason, whenever I use a keyboard I always press the wrong keys.
I just can't put finger on it.
What did the mystical fire breathing beast say when he was really tired getting out of bed?
"Man, I'm really dragon this morning!"
Why does mystery story writer insists upon mixing additional crushed stone while laying the foundation?
So the plot thickens.
A mysterious force drug a pirate ship closer to the Bermuda Triangle, alarming the captain.
The captain asked the lookout in the the crow's nest what he saw.
The lookout replied, "Captain, we be sailing tangent to stormy seas. It be a sine the secant be good."
The captain responded, "Aye, the sea put this here crew in a triggy situation."
Mystery section
I asked the librarian where I could find the mystery section. She said, "It hasn't been seen in 40 years..."
A mysterious German ghost gives a young man directions.
Make another r**....
This is the fourth right in a row, you sure you know where we're going?
Ja.
