Myshelf Jokes
25 myshelf jokes and hilarious myshelf puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about myshelf that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Myshelf Short Jokes
Short myshelf jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The myshelf humour may include short tolerant jokes also.
- The Best Sean Connery Joke In EXISTENCE! (Read in Mr. Connery's voice)
Ash I wash walking through my houshe, a book fell on me.
I had only myshelf to blame. - I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf
- What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say? I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.
- I was studying at my desk and fell asleep. A big book from the shelf above fell on me. I blame myshelf for this.
- I built a shelf for my tools right beside my work bench. Now I can finish projects all by myshelf.
- "So, Mr. Sean Connery, it is true that you're proud of your hobby of carpentry?" "Yeah, I love talking about myshelf"
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Myshelf One Liners
Which myshelf one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with myshelf? I can suggest the ones about literature and blame.
- A book just fell on my head.. and I've only got myshelf to blame.
- Books keep falling on my head.... I've only got myshelf to blame
- A book fell on my head I can only blame myshelf
- My Friend: How did you get hit on the head by a book? Me: I only have myshelf to blame
- A book just fell on me *I guess I only have myshelf to blame*
- I recently got crushed by a pile of books I only have myshelf to blame...
- A book fell on me today I have my-shelf to blame
- My books just fell on me I have no one to blame by myshelf
- A book just fell on Sean Connery's head. He said... "I've only myshelf to blame"
- I want to brag about all the books I own But I guess I have to keep it to myshelf
- What do you call a sick dictator? Kim Jong-ILL
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Rib-Tickling Myshelf Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about myshelf you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean books jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make myshelf pranks.
Sean Connery was in his private library.
He was sat down reading a book when a large encyclopaedia fell and hit him on the head. "Ouch!" He said. "What was that? Who is responsible for this?" He then looked down at the book and noticed what it was. "Oh well" he said. "I guess I've only got myshelf to blame".
