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In class, my statistics teacher said, "The lottery is a tax on fools who can't do math."
I shrugged and said, "h**..., anybody can win the lottery."
My statistics teacher smirked, folded his arms and asked, "Do you even know the chances of a person winning the lottery?"
I said, "Yep. 100%. A person always wins."
Why shouldn't you steal a vengeful person's hairpiece?
There would be h**... toupée.
I don't believe in the death penalty
the last person I want to see in h**... is the a**... who just killed me.
Gun rights
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A blonde was getting heated arguing with her brunette friend. Her friend was trying to stay calm as she explained the importance of gun rights for personal and property protection.
"That's all anyone talks about, gun rights, gun rights, gun rights. All I'm saying is that gun lefts matter too!" Says the blonde.
The brunette finally loses her temper and says, "Now what the h**... is a gun left!?!"
The blonde freezes for a moment before quietly saying, "I don't even know because no one ever talks about them and I've never thought to look them up."
My girlfriend was telling me about how quarantine must be rough for beautiful people, since the people around them are finally realizing that they have no personality.
Jokingly, I laugh and say, "Yeah, it's been a ride awakening for me."
She sorta gives me the side eye, snorts, and says, "Why the h**... did you think I was talking about you?"
A Trump supporter dies and goes to the pearly gates…
There he sees St Peter and gets excited and walks towards the pearly gates.
St. Peter says, "I want you to know, on the whole you were a good person, that's why you're going in. But we almost had to send you to h**... because you voted for Trump."
"What do you mean? Trump is the best president ever and a devout Christian!"
St. Peter snorts and says, "He's nothing of the sort. He's vain, greedy, an adulterer, racist, and corrupt. As soon as he dies we're sending him straight to h**...."
The Trump supporter shakes his head, his eyes wide and mutters unhappily, "Oh my gosh. I didn't realize the deep state went this far!"
3 people died and went to h**......
One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from North Korea.
The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged.
The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24.
The man from North Korea spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why.
The devil responded: Local calls are free .
New inmates are lined up to go into prison
Guard in front yells "Everyone have your personal effects out for inspection! You ate allowed ONLY ONE item!"
Towards the back of the line a new inmate asks the guy in front of him, "Hey buddy....what you bringing in?"
The reply was "pastels and chalk. Gonna teach myself how to draw. You?"
Inmate 1 says "a harmonica. May as well learn to play it while I got the time".
The man behind them says "Man y'all are dumb. Look what *I* got. He shows them his new unopened box of tampons.
They ask "Why the actual h**... are you bringing tampons into prison?"
He says "Look right here! The box says with these I can go horseback riding, go swimming, play tennis..."
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