My Milkshake Jokes
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Funniest My Milkshake Short Jokes
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- Why does Michael J. fox make really good milkshakes? Because he's rich and can afford the best ingredients
- My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like "How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"
- I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought to myself... Wow, this is ledge 'n dairy!
- Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef - The yard. Son: Dad!
Dad: What is it son?
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard!
Dad: ...How many boys?
Son: All of them...
Dad: MY MILKSHAKES! - What do you call a mythical milkshake? Legendairy
(credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun) - Did you hear they're making designer milkshakes now? They're not suitable for the Lacoste intolerant.
- With McDonald's now offering delivery options... ...all the boys bring my milkshake to the yard.
- A double amputee asked me if I wanted to go out and get milkshakes with her I said "sorry, I'm lack toes intolerant"
- What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink? a milkshake
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My Milkshake One Liners
Which my milkshake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with my milkshake? I can suggest the ones about smoothie and milk.
- My cow got Parkinson's Now she only produces milkshakes.
- Who makes the best milkshakes ever? Michael J. Fox.
- What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!
- What do you call a dancing cow? A milkshake
- Why is America the largest importer of coffee? So they can flavor their milkshakes.
- How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick. - Why is the ice cream man famous? His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
- Hey if you got a milkshake after someone shook it shouldn't it be called a milkshook?
- My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, "hey, that's not milk!"
- My mother was a dancer. So I grew up with milkshakes.
- Did you hear why Mike Tyson stopped ordering milkshakes? They made him thick.
- What is it called when you stab a milkshake? Shakespeare
(credit to my brother) - Son: Dad, the boys are in the yard again... Dad: My Milkshakes!
Happy Father's Day - So I unexpectedly got a spiraled milkshake instead of a normal one. What a TWIST!
- My quantum milkshake machine brings every boy to all yards.
The Funniest My Milkshake Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about my milkshake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chocolate milk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make my milkshake pranks.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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A lady walks into an ice cream shop.
"Can I get a chocolate scoop on a cone?" she asks.
"Sorry, ma'am, but we're out of chocolate ice cream," says the man behind the counter.
"Oh, well then can I get a chocolate sundae?" she asks.
"We're out of chocolate," he repeats.
"Well, how about a chocolate milkshake?"
The man is frustrated at this point and decides to teach her a lesson.
"Ma'am, do you see the 'van' in vanilla?"
"Yes," she says.
"Do you also see the 'straw' in strawberry?"
"I do."
"Ma'am, do you see the 'frick' in chocolate?"
"There's no 'frick' in chocolate..."
"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"
So a man owns a pet giraffe...
...and one day decides that he is peckish. So he goes down to his local McDonalds, giraffe in tow. He decides that he will have a hamburger; he buys one for the giraffe too. Then decides he's still hungry, so he has some fries. Again, the giraffe gets the same. The man then decides he is thirsty, and the giraffe and the man have a milkshake each. Satisfied, the man leaves with the giraffe. However the mixture has taken its toll on the giraffe, which falls down with a bad stomach. Upon seeing this the owner steps out of the restaurant and shouts, "Hey! Ya can't leave that lyin' there!" to which the man replies, "It isn't a lion! It's a giraffe!"
Why does the ice cream man have an electric fencein his backyard?
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Why don't cow run?
Because they would make milkshakes.
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milkshakes.
so my girlfriend asked me if I wanted a big after work. I said "sure". She came to my house a couple hours later with two Ben & j**...'s milkshakes.
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My daughter lost her cherry.
Fell right off her milkshake.
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
But my beer brings all the h**... to the garden
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I like my women how I like my milkshakes...
Painfully thick.
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What's pink and stiff?
Strawberry milkshake with v**....
How do killer whales drink a milkshake?
Through an orca-straw.
Did you hear about the milkshake who became President?
He uslurped his way to power.
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I like my women like I like my milkshake
Not at all. I'm lactose intolerant and gay
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Why are racists bad at making milkshakes and smoothies?
They don't blend.
After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to use the rest room.
Since he didn't want anyone to take his shake, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, "The world's strongest weight lifter," and left it under his glass.
When he returned from making his pit stop, the glass was empty. Under it was a new napkin with a note that said
"Thanks for the treat!" It was signed, "The world's fastest runner."
The Library
This is one of my favorite jokes that NOBODY ever thinks is funny. It is funnier when spoken, but since I have no friends, Reddit will have to do.
Here it goes:
A guy walks into a library. He strolls up to the counter and looks at the librarian dead in the eyes and screams MA'AM I'LL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER A LARGE FRY AND A LARGE MILKSHAKE PLEASE!!!
The librarian shushes him and sternly says in a whisper, Sir! This is a library!
The man immediately apologizes and whispers,
So sorry, I'll have a cheeseburger a large fry and a large milkshake please
