My Milkshake Jokes
73 my milkshake jokes and hilarious my milkshake puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about my milkshake that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest My Milkshake Short Jokes
Short my milkshake jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The my milkshake humour may include short milkshake jokes also.
- Why does Michael J. fox make really good milkshakes? Because he's rich and can afford the best ingredients
- Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients.
- My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like "How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"
- how come Michael J. Fox can make such good milkshakes? because he is rich and can afford high quality ingredients!..
- I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought to myself... Wow, this is ledge 'n dairy!
- Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef - The yard. Son: Dad!
Dad: What is it son?
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard!
Dad: ...How many boys?
Son: All of them...
Dad: MY MILKSHAKES! - How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick. - What do you call a mythical milkshake? Legendairy
(credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun) - What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milkshake.
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My Milkshake One Liners
Which my milkshake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with my milkshake? I can suggest the ones about smoothie and milk.
- I like my women like I like my milkshake Not at all. I'm lactose intolerant and gay
- My cow got Parkinson's Now she only produces milkshakes.
- What do you call a Cow in a Earthquake? A milkshake
- What do you call a cow in a tornado Milkshake
- What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake
- What do cows produce during an earthquake? MILKSHAKE!!!!
- Who makes the best milkshakes ever? Michael J. Fox.
- What do you call a cow having a seizure? A milkshake.
- What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!
- What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane? A milkshake.
- What do you get when you motorboat a woman who breastfeeds? A milkshake
- What do you call a dancing cow? A milkshake
- Why are racists bad at making milkshakes and smoothies? They don't blend.
- How does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? With the finest ingredients.
- Why is America the largest importer of coffee? So they can flavor their milkshakes.
The Funniest My Milkshake Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about my milkshake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chocolate milk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make my milkshake pranks.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
A lady walks into an ice cream shop.
"Can I get a chocolate scoop on a cone?" she asks.
"Sorry, ma'am, but we're out of chocolate ice cream," says the man behind the counter.
"Oh, well then can I get a chocolate sundae?" she asks.
"We're out of chocolate," he repeats.
"Well, how about a chocolate milkshake?"
The man is frustrated at this point and decides to teach her a lesson.
"Ma'am, do you see the 'van' in vanilla?"
"Yes," she says.
"Do you also see the 'straw' in strawberry?"
"I do."
"Ma'am, do you see the 'frick' in chocolate?"
"There's no 'frick' in chocolate..."
"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"
So a man owns a pet giraffe...
...and one day decides that he is peckish. So he goes down to his local McDonalds, giraffe in tow. He decides that he will have a hamburger; he buys one for the giraffe too. Then decides he's still hungry, so he has some fries. Again, the giraffe gets the same. The man then decides he is thirsty, and the giraffe and the man have a milkshake each. Satisfied, the man leaves with the giraffe. However the mixture has taken its toll on the giraffe, which falls down with a bad stomach. Upon seeing this the owner steps out of the restaurant and shouts, "Hey! Ya can't leave that lyin' there!" to which the man replies, "It isn't a lion! It's a giraffe!"
A Bear walks into McDonalds
A bear walks into Mcdonalds and goes up to the register.
"How can I help you?" (lady at register)
"yeah can I get a milk..............shake?" (bear)
"uh of course you can but I have to ask you....What's up with the pause?" (lady at register)
"Paws?.......Well I am a bear"
Why is the ice cream man famous?
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Why does the ice cream man have an electric fencein his backyard?
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
milkshakes.
so my girlfriend asked me if I wanted a big after work. I said "sure". She came to my house a couple hours later with two Ben & j**...'s milkshakes.
What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?
a milkshake
My quantum milkshake machine brings every boy to all yards.
Why are Michael J. Fox's milkshakes the best?
He uses the best ingredients
Stay classy ;)
So I unexpectedly got a spiraled milkshake instead of a normal one.
What a TWIST!
My daughter lost her cherry.
Fell right off her milkshake.
A drunk walks into a library...
He goes up to the desk and slurs: I'll have a burger, fries and a milkshake.
The librarian replies: Sir, this is a library!
***whispers*** Sorry, I'll have a burger, fries and a milkshake.
Did you hear they're making designer milkshakes now?
They're not suitable for the Lacoste intolerant.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
But my beer brings all the h**... to the garden
I like my women how I like my milkshakes...
Painfully thick.
What's pink and stiff?
Strawberry milkshake with v**....
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, "hey, that's not milk!"
What do you call a cow-stripper?
A milkshake.
A blonde goes into a library and, speaking clearly and loudly, orders a burger, fries and a milkshake.
The librarian rolls his eyes and says, exasperated, "This is a library, ma'am."
So the blonde leans in and whispers, "Sorry. I'll have a burger, fries, and a milkshake."
With McDonald's now offering delivery options...
...all the boys bring my milkshake to the yard.
Son: Dad, the boys are in the yard again...
Dad: My Milkshakes!
Happy Father's Day
What is it called when you stab a milkshake?
Shakespeare
(credit to my brother)
Hey if you got a milkshake after someone shook it shouldn't it be called a milkshook?
A double amputee asked me if I wanted to go out and get milkshakes with her
I said "sorry, I'm lack toes intolerant"
Did you hear why Mike Tyson stopped ordering milkshakes?
They made him thick.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
A Milkshake
My mother was a dancer.
So I grew up with milkshakes.
What do you get when you cross a cow with an earthquake ?
Milkshakes.
A man walks into a bar wit a giraffe
He sits down at the bar and orders himself a pint and a milkshake for the giraffe.
He finishes his pint, the giraffe finishes it's milkshake and he orders another for each of them.
Again they finish and have another.
After the third the giraffe drops down dead. The man gets up to walk out and the barman stops him;
"Oi mate, You can't leave that lying there"
The man turns around and says;
"it's not a lion, it's a giraffe"
After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to use the rest room.
Since he didn't want anyone to take his shake, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, "The world's strongest weight lifter," and left it under his glass.
When he returned from making his pit stop, the glass was empty. Under it was a new napkin with a note that said
"Thanks for the treat!" It was signed, "The world's fastest runner."
The Library
This is one of my favorite jokes that NOBODY ever thinks is funny. It is funnier when spoken, but since I have no friends, Reddit will have to do.
Here it goes:
A guy walks into a library. He strolls up to the counter and looks at the librarian dead in the eyes and screams MA'AM I'LL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER A LARGE FRY AND A LARGE MILKSHAKE PLEASE!!!
The librarian shushes him and sternly says in a whisper, Sir! This is a library!
The man immediately apologizes and whispers,
So sorry, I'll have a cheeseburger a large fry and a large milkshake please
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
\-A **milkshake**
