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- My little sister made a face at my mom and said "Guess who I am?" My mom answered "Who?"
"Your daughter"
courtesy of my 4 year old sister about 20 minutes ago - My mum got really annoyed when I tried to tickle my little sister's feet... she said something about 'waiting till she was born'.
- One Christmas, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus saying, Please send me a sister. Santa Claus wrote him back, OK, please send me your mother.
- I tickled my little sister's foot this morning and my mum went crazy about it... ..something about waiting until she was born
- A little boy wrote a letter to Santa stating he wanted a little sister The next day he got a letter from santa saying: Ok send me your mother
- Tickled my little sisters foot last night and mom went crazy about it… Something about waiting until she's born
- My little sister's cat died... ...she cried telling me she needs another identical one. I got her one today, but i don't know why she needs another dead cat.
- A little boy wrote to Santa Claus... One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister." Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
- I called my boss this morning and told him i was sick. "Just how sick are you?" he said.
"well im in bed with my little sister, is that sick enough" - A joke my little sister thought of today A blue man lives in the blue house, a purple man lives in the purple house, a red man lives in the red house, who lives in the white house?
An orange man.
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My Little Sisters One Liners
Which my little sisters one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with my little sisters? I can suggest the ones about baby sister and younger sister.
- What do little sisters love to ride? A nissan.
- What does a little sister ride? A Niisan.
- When i was little i wanted to be a babysitter but then i got a baby sister.
- My sister told me to make the little things count So I taught midgets math.
- My sister started using a pencil to do her eyebrows. It looks a little sketchy.
- Why didn't Billy want to toss his little sister in the air? He didn't want to harmonica!
- Why did the bear put on some socks? Because it was bear-foot
Source: my little sister - Did you guys know Charlie Sheen has a little sister, Fartma?
- What do you call an angry traveler? A so mad nomad
(Credit to my little sister) - My little sister asked me which state is Detroit in I said, "Turmoil".
- What does a little sister drive? A niisan.
- My little sister started to choke and my mom told me to heater in the back.
- What do little sisters ride? A Nii-san
- I caught my little sister reading h**... comics. Her face was well red.
Playful My Little Sisters Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about my little sisters you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brothers and sisters jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make my little sisters pranks.
A fourth grade teacher asks the class, "Have any of you ever saved somebody's life?" A little boy raises his hand, "Yes, my little nephew's."
"Wow, what a little hero you are! How did you do that, sweetie?" asks the teacher. The little guy replies, "I hid my sister's birth control pills!"
Little Bobby's teacher asked everyone to draw something exciting.
Isabel drew a puppy, Jeffrey drew a cake, and little Bobby drew a period. The teacher looked puzzled and asked Bobby, "How is this exciting?" Bobby said, "Well it may not be to you, but my sister is missing two, so there is a lot of excitement at my house."
Little Bobby's teacher asked everyone to draw something exciting.
Isabel drew a puppy, Jeffrey drew a cake, and little Bobby drew a period. The teacher looked puzzled and asked Bobby, "How is this exciting?" Bobby said, "Well it may not be to you, but my sister is missing two, so there is a lot of excitement at my house."
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair.
"Don’t be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts."
A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate.
This time the sister is bawling and her brother says…
"Now she knows."
"Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry?"
"Because I helped her."
"But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?"
"I helped her eat her gummy bears."
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister.
" Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
A little girl tells her dad she wishes she had a sister
In an attempt to be clever, her dad explains, "You do, it's just you don't see her. Every time you come in the front door: she leaves out the back door.". The little girl replies, "ohhhh, just like my other daddy!"
a misunderstanding
teacher to class: can anyone use the word fascinate in a sentence?
little johnny: my sister has ten b**... on her shirt but she can only fasten eight
Little Johnny Has A Question
A boy comes home from school one day looking for his father. He has an assignment that he needs a little help with. He finds his father and tells him that he has to write a paper explaining the difference between potentially and actually.
His father says to him "That's an easy one", "Go upstairs and find your sister; ask her if she'd sleep with the mailman for $10,000."
So the boy does as he is told. When he comes back down he tells his father what he learned. "She said yes, dad." "So," said his dad "Find your mother, now, and ask her if she'd sleep with the mailman for $10,000 as well."
The boy does as he is asked, and then returns to his father again.
"She said yes too, dad." "Well, there you go." said the dad.
The boy looked at his father, puzzled.
He smiled, "Potentially we're sitting on a gold mine; but, actually I live with a couple of w**...!"
Important Punctuation
So little Timmy is at school and for show and tell, he drew a dot on the board.
The teacher asks him, what's that?
Timmy then replies, it's a period!
Teacher, what's so special about it that you brought it in for show and tell?
Timmy, I don't know, but this morning, my sister said she missed hers. Mommy fainted, Daddy got a heart attack, and the man next door shot himself in the head.
Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?
She got hit by a bus.
Sequel:
Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream?
Someone threw a fridge at her.
So it's little Johnny's turn to present for show and tell...
So it's little Johnny's turn to present for show and tell. He goes up to the chalkboard and draws a period. The teacher then asks "What is so special about a period?" Little Johnny replies "I don't know, but when my sister said she missed hers my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the neighbor shot himself!"
A Sunday School Teacher . . .
A Sunday School Teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "Honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
Theory vs Reality
Little Billy had a homework assignment to compare theory and reality. The boy asked his father what the difference was between theory and reality. His father told him, 'Go ask your mother if she would have s**... with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his mother and she says she would. Billy tells his father she would have s**... with the mailman for million dollars.
The father then tells the boy, 'Now go as your sister if she would have s**... with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his sister and she to says she would have s**... with the mailman.
Little Billy goes and tells his father both his mom and his sister would have s**... with the mailman and his father says, "Well son, in theory we're multimillionaires, but in reality we live with a couple of w**....
I raise you the joke my sister improvised when she was 7 and I was 10.
We were playing Star Wars. She was Leia and I was Darth Vader, obv.
Me: What have you done with the Death Star Plans??
Her: They're over there in that little box?
Me: How could a disc for in that little box?
Her: It was a floppy disc.
When Little Johnny grew out of diapers, his dad had to teach him how to pee like a man...
"Listen here, son, this is how you do it," says Daddy.
1. Unzip your pants
2. Pull out your equipment
3. Pull back your f**...
4. Relax the muscle that's holding in the pee
5. Push back your f**...
6. Put your equipment back,
7. Zip back up.
Later that day Johnny's sister, Little Jane, runs up to her dad exasperated. "Daddy, Daddy! Johnny's hogging the bathroom!" "That's fine," responds Daddy, "he's learning how to pee like a man." "No he's not!" yells Jane. "He's just in there shouting, 'Three, five, three, five, three, five..."
A Christmas Wish
Little Johnny wrote a letter to Santa,
Dear Santa Claus
Please send me a sister for Christmas
Santa wrote back,
Dear Little Johnny
Please send me your mother
My little sister's sick burn
She's 7, which makes this so much better.
Her: Hey /u/Teeplaysgames, wanna know why Mom named Noah (our brother) Noah?
Me: Sure, why?
Her: Because the first time she saw him, she yelled "NOO! AHHHH!" and the doctor just wrote that down.
s**... ed
One day a little boy was at the park with his grandfather when he saw two dogs having s**.... He asked what they were doing and was told that was how they made puppies. Later that night he had a bad dream and when he went in to his parents' room he saw them having s**.... When he asked what they were doing he was told they were trying to make him a baby brother or sister. Disgusted, he demanded "Well flip her over, I'd rather have a puppy!"
Q&A
Q: What did Norman Bates call his little sister?
(You know you see it coming...)
A: Psycho-sis!
(I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
A rich man and a poor man
There once was a rich man and a poor man. Each longed for love and a life to share with another special person. One day they both found just that. Come to find out however, they were each dating the other's sister.
So the rich man, being very protective of his little sister, organized a double date for the couples. While on the date, the rich man couldn't wait any longer and shouted to the poor man, "Anything you do to my sister, I do to your sister!" So the poor man thought for a minute. "Okay," he said and reached down in his pocket, pulled out a dollar and said, "Here sweetie, have my life savings."
The teacher asks all the students to draw something on the board that's exciting...
All the other kids draw rockets, jet planes, roller coasters, and so on. But little Johnny goes up to the board, draws a dot, and sits down.
The teacher says "Johnny, there's nothing exciting about a dot. How can a dot cause excitement?"
Johnny replies "That's not a dot, it's a period, and my sister just missed hers, and it's causing a lot of excitement at our house!"
What do you call a funny hill?
Hilarious ...
My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :|
What's the difference between my house and my little sister?
I don't use the back door when entering my house.
Florence
"Dad, why'd you and mom named my little sister 'Florence'?" - "Because we made her in Florence, my son." - "Thanks, dad." - "No problem, Rear Seat."
There was once a little boy.
He wrote a letter to Santa asking for Santa to send him a sister to play with. Santa replied, "Okay, but first you have to send me your mother to play with."
Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives
His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: Man Gogh
His sister who loves disco: Go Gogh
His bouncy little Nephew: Poe Gogh.
After my parents got divorced my little sister gained a lot of weight
I hope they don't make fun of her at school... She has enough on her plate.
A mother of twins went into labour and passed out.
A mother of twins went into labour and passed out. She woke up hours later to find her (not so bright) sister carrying her twins. Nervously the new mother asked her sister whether the children has been named. To which the sister replied yes. The new mother shocked and scared then asked the sister what she named the children to which she replied she named the niece Denise. The mother feeling a little better then asked what she had name the boy to which she replied Denephew.
Why did the little girl eat her money for lunch?
Because her mom gave her money for lunch.
8 year old sister told me this joke, gave me a good laugh.
A little kid walks into his parents' bedroom while they're having s**...
The little boy asked, "What are you doing?"
His mother explains, "Your dad was full of air, so I was jumping on him to get it out."
The boy says, "That's really funny. Whenever you go out for work, your sister comes and blows him right back up."
A little boy walks in on his parents having s**...
Confused he asks his parents what they're doing. Without missing a beat his dad tells him he's making him a little sister and he has to go play in the back yard.
The boy wanders outside and see's the neighbours dogs having s**.... He asks the neighbour what they're doing and the neighbour explains they're making puppies.
The little boy runs back in and bursts into his parents room yelling DAD! Flip her over I'd rather have a puppy!
Little Sister: What's a pedestrian?
Me: Ask mom.
Her: No, it sounds dirty!
Me: Well then you're the biggest pedestrian I've ever seen!
Her: MOM! HE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN!
A Native American child asks his father how they choose children's names.
Father - "After you are born, we open the tepee and the first thing we see is what we name you. Like your eldest brother, Soaring Eagle, your sister, Falling Leaves, and your little brother, Grizzly Cub. Why do you ask Two Dogs h**...?"
My little sister hated that our mother was addicted to cigarettes so she took a fork and stabbed the packet repeatedly.
Mom was not pleased. Holy smokes!
^(Based on a true story)
Little Johnny was learning about punctuation
The teacher was explaining all of the different punctuation marks.
She listed the comma, question mark and when she got to period; Little Johnny raised his hand.
He asked: Why are periods so important?
The teacher responded: Well, they are a fundamental part of the written language; why do you ask?
Little Johnny replied: Yesterday my sister said she missed a period and my Mom fainted, my Dad started yelling and the next door neighbor shot himself
A little boy was looking through the keyhole of his sister's room
Mom says with a smile, "why are you concerned with what your sister is doing in there?"
Boy replies, "I am not concerned with her, I am wondering what dad is doing."
Today I learned that the elevator was named after Darth Vader's little sister.
Ele. Ele Vader.
My parents just told me they'd love another child. I said, I'd love a little brother or sister!
They said, That's not what we meant.
Little Johnny was sitting on the porch with his sister
He said, "Look, there's a quarter in the street!"
His sister jumped up and ran into the street to get the money and was promptly squashed by a truck. And Little Johnny just laughed and laughed, because he knew it was only a nickel.
I finally found the courage to tell my little sister that I'm into i**...
She took it pretty hard
The teacher asks everyone in the class to demonstrate something exciting.
When Little Johnny's turn came, he walked to the blackboard and drew a small dot.
"What's that?" the teacher asked, puzzled. "It's a period." – "Well, I see that, but what's exciting about a period?" –
"Darned if I know, but this morning my sister said she missed one… Dad had a heart attack, mom fainted, and the guy next door shot himself."
A child writes a letter to Santa...
A child writes a letter to Santa. He writes " Dear Santa, I want a little sister for Christmas." Santa writes back to the child "Dear Billy send me your mom."
Little Johny asks his dad the difference between theory and reality.
Dad says: Go ask your mother if she would sleep with anyone for a million dollars. Johny runs off and asks his mom and comes back. She said yes! Dad says: Now go ask your sister. Johny comes back and says She said yes!
Dad tells Johny: In theory we have 2 million dollars. In reality we live with two w**....
I wanted to show appreciation to my new girlfriend's f**.... Little did I know the woman in the bed was her sister..
I got off on the wrong foot.
One morning, a little girl goes into the living room and asks her mother...
"Why did you name me Rose, mom?"
Mom says, "As we we leaving the hospital after you were born, a rose petal fell on your head. So we named you Rose."
The daughter says, "Is that why my little brother is named Leaf and little sister is named Rain?"
"Yes," Mom says. "Exactly."
A fourth child pipes up from beside them. "DARGLE BUBPHHH BIBI MMMMOOMOOO!"
"Quiet, Brick!" Mom says.
Father's Occupation
"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
"He's a magician, ma'am" said Little Johnny.
"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"
"He saws people in half."
"Wow! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"
"One half brother and two half sisters."
Little Johnny and His Baby Sister
Little Johnny's newborn baby sister just wouldn't stop crying one day.
Annoyed, Little Johnny asked his mom where they had got her from.
"From Heaven," replied his mom.
"Well, I can see why they threw her out!"
A boy went to his father:
Daddy, why don't I have any brothers or sisters?
Well, son, when I was a little boy, just like you, my mom used to tell me that it is alright to make mistakes, as long as you don't make them again.
I walked in on my parents as a kid...
As a little boy I walked in on my parents having i**... one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked "Could you do mommy d**... next time? I want a puppy."
A little boy says to his sister: "Guess what sis, I have two Blow Pops!"
Sister: "Oh thank God, that means he won't make me do it tonight."
So, did you hear about the teacher ...
... who was discussing different jobs held by parents.
When she called on Little Johnny, she asked, And what does your father do?
Oh, he's a magician, replied Johnny.
Really? What's his best trick?
His best trick is sawing people in half.
Wonderful! exclaimed the teacher. Tell me, are there any more children in your family?
Yes ma'am, I have a half brother and two half sisters.
I once told story about pregnancy that nobody understood except for my twin sister
It was our little inside joke
Teacher says to class, can anyone give me a sentence with the word fascinate in it? Little johnny says my big fat sister bought a blouse that has 14 b**....
She can only fasten eight..
My parents always told me when you fail try again while growing up,
And that's why I have a little sister.
My little sister confessed her feelings for me and i feel like this is not normal.
She said she hates me more than anything.
What do little sisters and men with an interest in f**... have in common?
They love being called s**....
Little sister told me an elementary school rhyme today.
Women go to college to get more knowledge
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
So, the little boy asks Santa for a baby sister this Xmas and Santa says: "No worries little fella, just send your mother over"
I have a farm and 3 pigs, well had 3 pigs. I resently sloughterd them IT was my mom dad and little sister IT was my mom dad and little sister
A little girl ask to her mom: "mom, why am I named Rosa?"
And her mom said: "because when you were born a rose fell on you head"
Her sister Daisy heatrs this and ask: "why is my name Daisy?"
And her mom said: because when you were born a daisy fell in your head"
When their brother Brick heard this, he ask: "GHTAKNDIALFJKQODK"
My little sister joke
A s**... man took his door to a door repair services to fix it.
His friends asked he if wasn't afraid that someone might break into the house and rob them.
He said, I am not afraid because I still have the keys.
The son wanna date a neighbour
\- Dad, can I date Lisa next door?
\- No, she is your sister.
\- How about Anna in block 59?
\- No, she is your little sister.
\- Ok, this is weird. How about Karen the waitress? Can I date her or is she my sister too?
\- No, she is your brother.
The upset son goes tell his mother about what his dad said.
The mother gentlely comforts him:
\- You can date whoever you want, teddy bear. You are not his son.
