My Little Pony Jokes
70 my little pony jokes and hilarious my little pony puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about my little pony that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest My Little Pony Short Jokes
Short my little pony jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The my little pony humour may include short pony jokes also.
- I bought a My Little Pony T-shirt the other day. Because sometimes I just don't want anyone to approach me for any reason at all.
- Guys, did you know that I have a shetland pony who can sing?! I was going to record and share a video the other day but... ...he was a little hoarse.
- A bear and a pony walked onto the stage at a convention... And the pony went up to the microphone and said, "Bear with me, I'm a little horse."
- A pony goes into a bar, and the bar tender asks him why the long face? I didn't make it into the men's choir.
Well, you are a little horse. - A man takes his pet pony to the vet. The receptionist says what seems to be the problem? The man says well he's a little horse
- Did you hear about the guy who went to the ER with 15 little toy ponies stuck up in his rear end? Doctors say his condition is stable.
- Equine Choir I went to see the Equine Choir perform last night, they sounded amazing! Well, except for the Shetland Pony, he was a little horse.
- I spent last night shouting at my psychiatrist Long story short he's convinced I have delusions of being a pony... I'd tell you more, but I'm a little hoarse.
- What did the pony say at karaoke night when he went up to sing? Pardon my voice, I'm just a little horse.
- I've been told to take 'hung like a horse' off my tinder profile Apparently My Little Pony doesn't count
Share These My Little Pony Jokes With Friends
My Little Pony One Liners
Which my little pony one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with my little pony? I can suggest the ones about little pigs and twilight.
- Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? He was a little horse
- A pony came by my house for a glass of water today It was a little hoarse.
- Did you hear the one about a pony with a cough? It was a little horse.
- Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse
- Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop He was a little hoarse.
- Why does a pony sound so weird? Because he's a little hoarse
- Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.
- What did the pony say after he coughed? Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.
- My doctor told me to stop eating pony meat It was making me a little horse
- Why did the Shetland pony want a drink? Because it was sounding a little hoarse
- Q: What is a thespian pony?
A: A little horse play - What do you call a pirate who likes My Little Pony? A neckbeard.
- I took my pony to the vet today Because it was a little hoarse
- My pony was coughing the whole night yesterday. You could say he's a little *horse*
- Why did the pony buy Strepsils? He was a little hoarse.
My Little Pony Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about my little pony you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean little mermaid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make my little pony pranks.
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.”
The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in.
At last she said, “I sure wish I’d gotten to know you sooner!”
A pony recently got to work as a teacher,
But 1 day before school starts he got a cold. Naturally he couldn't talk as loud as usual so the next day he comes into the class and says: "Good morning! Sorry if I'm being a bit quiet, I'm just a little horse."
A pony walks into a bar...
... "Give me a drink", he says to the barkeep, "I'm a little hoarse."
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Beauty and the beast
Belle goes to a petting zoo with her four year old daughter. She bent down to pet a small pony and started coughing from an allergic reaction to the pony's fur. She pulled out a bottle of allergy pills as her strokes on the pony became more and more e**..., eventually causing it to sprout an e**.... A worker came rushing up to her hastily saying "please put that away. There are children here." Belle responded, "oh sorry. I was feeling a little hoarse."
Petting Zoo
A woman at a petting zoo bent down to pet a pony. She began to cough violently. A man came over to her an asked her to leave. She said,"What? It's no big deal! I'm just feeling a little hoarse!"
A little boy and a little girl were walking home from school...
The little boy says to the little girl, "This weekend, my dad's gonna take me to ride a horse!"
The little girl says, "Oh, I have my own pony."
They walk a little further.
The little boy again pipes up, "Next weekend, my dad's taking me to a baseball game!"
The little girl replies, "My uncle plays major league baseball."
The boy scowls as they continue to walking.
Finally in frustration, the little boy pulls down his pants and yells
"Well, I've got one of these and you don't!"
The little girl calmly lifts her dress and replies "I have one of these, and with one of these, I can get all of those I want."
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?
He was feeling a little horse.
Cowboy . . . and no vet
How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?
He was a little hoarse.
A shetland pony walks into a Burger King...
He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll take one whopper please." The cashier says "sure, buy why are you whispering?" The pony looks up at him and says "sorry, I'm just a little hoarse"
My voice is like a pony,
A little Horse.
My pony back from the doctors...
He's still a little horse though
What did the pony say to the doctor when he wasn't feeling well?
"I'm a little hoarse"
Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony?
There's no more apple jack.
What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?
"Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
How do people watch my little pony?
I find the voices a little hoarse.
One day a dog and a pony were walking down the road.
Pony looked sad so dog asked, "Whats wrong?"
And pony said, "Im a little hoarse."
I'm feeling pony today.
You know, a little hoarse.
Pony says to bear can you yell at moose for me? Bear says why don't you do it your self? Pony replys..
I'm a little horse.
Pony
I came home the other day and my wife had the veterinarian there looking at my shetland pony.
Very concerned i asked " whats wrong with him!"
The Vet said "he's ok, he's just a little horse"
A pony walks into a bar
Says to the bartender Let me get one Apple martini
bartender leans in closer and says what?
Pony says one. Apple martini, please .
Bartender asks, something about a Bikini?
Pony starts to get a little frustrated but manages to say a little louder now ONE APPLE MARTINI
Bartender said oh! It's hard to hear you, you're a little horse
Officer on Live-PD tonight...
Was chasing a pony in Mission, Texas, something was wrong though, I think it was a little hoarse.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What does a sore t**... and a pony have in common
They're both a little horse
Pony and Eagle walked up to Coyote
Pony tells Coyote: "I am very mad at Eagle. Will you yell at him for me?"
Coyote: "Why can't you yell at him yourself?"
Pony replies: "Because I'm a little horse."
On a plane, left or right around a vertical axis (often controlled by a rudder) is known as yaw.
But the only axis I'm on when I whip this little sky pony around the golden winds are YEEEEEEET
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
An eagle and a pony walk into a bar..
They sit down. The bartender comes over, and the eagle says: I'll have a Budweiser and my friend pony here will have a gin and tonic.
Bartender: sure, be right back.
The eagle says to the pony: gotta go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.
In the meantime the bartender comes back and hands the gin and tonic to the pony and sets the Budweiser on the bar.
Here's your drinks, pony. And, if you don't mind me asking, why do you let that eagle do all of your talking?
Pony: (points to t**...) I'm a little horse
A man rides a pony into a bar
A man charges through the front door of his local saloon, perched on the back of a pony. He rushes to the bar and says Bartender, I need a hot tea, as quick as you can!
The bartender, taken aback, says Sir! You can't ride that thing in here! And why do you so desperately need a hot tea?!
The man leans forward, looks the bartender square in the eye, and slowly pets the pony's mane.
Mister , he exclaims, I'm feeling a little horse .
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Did you hear about the pony with a sore t**...?
He was diagnosed a little horse.
Thank you.... you're a great crowd.
A pony walks into a bar.
"What'll it be?" asks the bartender.
"I'll have one whiskey, please." the pony whispered softly.
The bartender says, "Sure, but why are you speaking so quietly?"
"I'm a little hoarse."
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A horse walks into a bar
And the bartender asked "why the long face?"
The horse said, well, it has been a really bad day. Around 10 years ago, I married a pony, the absolute love of my life. She just passed away at the hospital from t**... cancer. I'm on my way back home and I just came in for a few drinks to ease the pain.
The bartender felt horrible about the s**... joke he said earlier and apologized profusely.
The horse just shook his head and said don't worry about it. In all honesty, we should have caught the cancer much earlier. She was always a little horse.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A pony goes into a pharmacy and asks for some t**... lozenges.
The pharmacist asks, "Do you have a cold?".
The pony replies, "No. I'm just a little hoarse."