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- If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets.... I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.
- Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn't know what group to join... She's still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former
- For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero? Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.
- A lawyer, comedian and a war hero walk into a bar. The bartender says, what can I get for you, Mr Zelensky?
Credit to u/DrDerpberg - What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? The first is a super hero, the other is simply a command.
PS: It's a joke, women are awesome. - If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest hero in Sci Fi is Doctor Who. But if I'm being completely objective... I'd say it's Doctor Whom.
^* - Vladimir Zelenski is a backwards politician. Most politicians act like heroes to get elected and comedians while in office.
- Oh, sure. My friend donates a kidney to the City Hospital, and he's treated like some hero. I donate five kidneys and I get arrested.
- I saw a skinny guy getting brutally beat up by 5 huge guys! I'm not the hero type, but still decided to help out. It felt good being on the winning side for once.
- Did you hear about the team of mutant trans-women super-heroes? They're called "The Ex-Men".
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My Hero One Liners
Which my hero one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with my hero? I can suggest the ones about hero and man of honor.
- All of the heroes of Overwatch have natural hair colors... Because heroes never dye.
- If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men.
- Someone donates one kidney and is hailed as a hero. I donate five, and get arrested?
- What do you call a super hero completely made of ice? Justice
- Why does Superman have a lower case "s" on his chest? Because not all heroes wear caps.
- Have you heard about the one-armed super hero? He single handedly stops crime.
- If Caitlin Jenner was a super hero Would she be an X-man or a Transformer?
- Iron Man is a super hero... Iron woman is a command.
- What was Iron Man's rejected hero name? Fe Male
- If a person donates a kidney, he's a hero But when I donate 5, I get arrested.
- What do you call a vietnam war hero with a new apartment? New tenant Dan
- Donate a liver, you get called a hero Donate a whole bag of 'em, you get sent to jail
- My grandfather donated his kidney and was considered a hero I donated 5 and was arrested.
- What do you call a war hero covered in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran.
- What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of? The X men!
My Hero Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about my hero you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean main character jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make my hero pranks.
I'm finally 5 years clean!
Having to get a shower every day has been hard - luckily, I've had my h**... addiction to help me through it.
The guy who killed h**... is my hero
Oh wait...
Just met up with my heroine dealer.
Got three Wonder Womans and a She-Ra.
What did Dave Grohl, lead singer of the Foo Fighters, say after his sandwich was stolen?
There goes my hero!
Boba Fett is my hero. I've got pictures of him in every room.
I think I've got a fettish.
What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?
There goes my Hero.
I like my women like my h**...
Smuggled in a tiny box from South East Asia
I went down to the deli the other day.
I went down to the deli the other day and got myself a sub sandwich. I walked out of the store and towards the park, and I was just about to take my first bite, when out of nowhere, Dave Grohl ran up behind me and snatched it from my grasp. I knew I couldn't outrun him, so I just shook my fist and thought, "d**..., there goes my Hero."
Say what you want about WW2
But whoever killed h**... is my hero.
My h**...-addicted friend
I used to have a great friend. As we grew older, he started doing h**.... Of course, this affected him pretty strongly. Eventually, he even started calling the injection his "God". Weird, I know, but that's just how he was.
Sadly, he passed away recently, although I guess that was to be expected. After all, thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vein.
My friend ate my hero sandwich, which made me mad.
whoops! wrong sub
I never really liked h**...
His killer is my hero.
What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?
"There goes my hero"
Where do My Hero Academia characters keep their Yu-Gi-Oh cards?
A DEKU box!
Chris Hansen is my hero...
...I still have the souvenir towel he gave me
My h**... dealer let me down yesterday .
Today I'm having cold turkey
What did one h**... addict tell his lover, his partner in crime?
You're my heroine.
Too easy?
I was just about to e**... submarine sandwich when Dave Grohl came out of nowhere and took it
[There goes my hero](/spoiler)
The Foo Fighters wrote my favorite song about throwing up lunch
There goes my hero!
The most famous person of all times
Who is the most famous person of all times. That was a subject of a contest among Catholic School's 5th graders with $100 prize. The teacher asked Jon first. He said it was Bill Clinton. The next one was Kevin who said it was Gorge Washington. After collecting responses from almost all participants the teacher with not much hope asked the last girl, Sarah, who happen to be Jewish. Sara raised and said. I think it was Jesus. The teacher was jubilant and pronounced Sarah as the winner of $100. After school the teacher approached Sarah and asked her. How come you as a Jew chose Jesus instead of Moses? To that Sarah replied. Sure, Moses is my hero, but business is business.
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."