Muzzle Jokes
9 muzzle jokes and hilarious muzzle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muzzle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheerful Fun Muzzle Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What is a good muzzle joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A cowboy walks into a bar
"I'd like twenty martinis in a bucket."
"Why?"
"My horse likes them."
"This I've got to see."
The bartender mixes them up and they walk out to the horse. The horse puts his muzzle in and slurps them down.
The bartender says, "That's the damnest thing I ever saw. Come back in and I'll give you one on the house."
The cowboy says, "Nah. Thanks, but I've got to drive."
One of my mom's favorite jokes.
I bought a muzzle for my pet duck....
Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.
My dog begged me to buy him a muzzle, so I did.
Just to keep his mouth shut.
Looking for a muzzle for my pet duck.
Don't need anything flashy as long as it fits the bill.
A man went to the vet for advice to curb his racist dog that kept barking at his Asian neighbour.
"Muzzle him" the vet advised.
The man paused, and exclaimed, "could be, he does have a big beard"
How do you stop Allahs dog from biting?
You muzzle him.
According to the Santa Tracker, He's Flying Over The Western US!
Keep that muzzle on Donner
How do you subdue an Islamic dog?
Muzzle him.
Santa's Sleigh Was Found Snowbound in The Mountains of the Western US!
Get a muzzle on Donner
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