Mutton Jokes
10 mutton jokes and hilarious mutton puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mutton that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is the difference between a hyper-active gamer and someone with a predilection of violence towards sheep?
One's a button masher, and the other is a mutton basher.
What do you call a sheep who knows karate?
A mutton chop.
What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?
Mutton Looter King
A sheep finds a penny on the street
"Better than mutton."
A sacrificial lamb is really nothing more than
a mutton for punishment.
How do you know when mutton has expired?
It tastes baa-d.
I have been thinking about sheep a lot lately.
I guess I am a glutton for mutton.
A vegetarian lady looked at my mutton curry and said, "You know, a sheep died so you could have that."
I looked at her salad and responded, "Maybe she died because you keep eating all her food!!"
What do you get when you have no sheep?
Mutton
What do you call a hamburger made of mutton, that is very expensive, and also very small?
a Lamborghini
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