Mutter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mutter jokes. Read mutter moan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mutter grunt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical & Quirky Mutter Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:

A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:

"Someone call fer me?"

I look down at my homework, and back up at the pirate and say, "uhhh, I was just trying to figure out how to do this problem, nothing a pirate could help with."

The pirate walks menacingly toward me, and I consider whether to run or stay put.

"It's... ...uhhh... these circles... math...," I mutter, terrified.

"Arrrrrrr-ea? Well, every pirate knows that. It's 'Arrrrr pi Arrrrr'"

I was taking a stroll through the town when i saw a midget go up to a black man, and mutter a racial slur

I turn to my friend and say, That's a little racist

People seem to think I come from Kent.

I hear them mutter the word as I walk past.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the mutter marys puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working mutter exclaim piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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