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Mutt Jokes

4 mutt jokes and hilarious mutt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mutt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you ready to laugh at some hilarious jokes about mongrel mutts? Get laughs with this collection of funniest jokes about mutts, rottweilers, mangy dogs, and more!

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Laughable Mutt Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What is a good mutt joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I saw an advert selling a trained police dog for £25 in the local paper, saw a bargain and bought it.

When the current owner brought it round a mangy mutt jumped out their car.
I said 'There's no way that's a Police dog'
The owner replied 'Don't let looks decieve you, he worked undercover'

How do you know when mutton has expired?

It tastes baa-d.

What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A mutt.

I watched a dog show today and was not impressed. My Mutt would run circles around these Pure Breds!

And probably get disqualified for doing so.

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