Mutt Day Jokes
2 mutt day jokes and hilarious mutt day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about mutt day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Mutt Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good mutt day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Purebred Police Dog
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: "Purebred police dog $25."
Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered.
The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen. In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad.
"How dare you call that mangy mutt a purebred police dog?" she yelled.
"Don't let his looks deceive you, ma'am," the man replied, "He works undercover."
So an elf walks into an animal shelter...
...and, being from the North Pole, he wants a hound dog to run a transport system. This particular shelter stocks only mutts.
On the first day, the elf says, "What type of dog is that one there?" he asks, pointing to a cage. "That's a cross between a Labrador and a Poodle," responds the clerk. The elf shakes his head, and moves on to the next cage.
"What type is this one?" he asks. "A German Shepherd and Beagle cross," replies the clerk. Again, the elf shakes his head, and walks to the third and final cage.
"What type is this one?" he asks again. "That's a Pointer and Irish Setter cross," says the clerk. The elf nods his head vigorously, and adopts the animal immediately.
Mystified, the clerk's assistant asks, "Why did he chose that one?" the clerk laughs, and replies, "It was a Point-Setter."
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