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51 mutant jokes and hilarious mutant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mutant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Mutant Short Jokes

Short mutant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mutant humour may include short modified jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the team of mutant trans-women super-heroes? They're called "The Ex-Men".
  2. Professor X asks: What's your superpower? Mutant: Hindsight.
    Professor X: That's not going to help us at all!
    Mutant: Yes, I see that now...
  3. Professor X: What's your super power? Mutant: Hindsight
    Professor X: That's not going to help us at all
    Mutant: Yes, I see that now
  4. I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was.
  5. What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais
  6. X-Men It's probably a good thing Charles Xavier did not use his first initial for his band of mutant misfits.
  7. Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles burn all their bank statements? Because they don't want to have a Shredder in the house.
  8. How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship? 5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny
  9. What's the difference between a superhero and an ant that cannot speak? Nothing, both are mutants.
  10. A lot is said... A lot is said about the famous mutant Telepath, Professor X...
    Less is said about his incredibly inquisitive younger brother, Professor Y.

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Mutant One Liners

Which mutant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mutant? I can suggest the ones about hybrid and genetic.

  1. I have a 2 headed dog But sadly she's a mutant and was born with only one head 😥
  2. 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Rapists' Coming in April
  3. Kitty Pryde walks into a bar Something is disrupting her mutant power.
  4. Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
  5. Is Caitlin Jenner a mutant? Yes, she is part of the X-Men
  6. Met a mexican mutant with a rubber toe his name was roberto.
  7. What do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Usain Bolt? Master Sprinter.
  8. Why is GMO wheat called mutant? Because it's in bread.
  9. How do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles like their Islamic terrorism? RADICAL!
  10. What's the scariest letter to Pirates? A mutant 'e'
  11. Why do Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles often fight 4 vs 1? Because their Sensei is a rat.
  12. What do you get when you cross a spoon with a fork? A mutant-cil
  13. What do you call a mutant lawn decoration? A g-nome.
  14. What do Teenage Mutant Ninja Muslims practice? Radical Islam
  15. What do you call a mutant with the power to get women pregnant Impregneato

Teenage Mutant Jokes

Here is a list of funny teenage mutant jokes and even better teenage mutant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I got attacked and mugged by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle I got Attacked and mugged by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
    Ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask, so I couldn't Idenitfy him.
  • A teenage mutant ninja turtle walks into a bar Yeah, right, like ninjas would ever be *seen* walking into a bar.
  • How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. It's a huge problem.
  • Do you think the writers for all the teenage mutant ninja turtle movies had trouble deciding if Krang should be in them? Because I think it must have been a no brainer
  • What is the favourite pizza base of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Sewer dough.
  • Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe? Shredder.
  • My friend was r**... by a teenager mutant ninja turtle. He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it.
  • A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle walks into a bar. The bartender says, you're underage. Get the h**... out of here.
  • I was r**... by a teenage mutant ninja turtle last night But couldn't identify him to the police because he wasn't wearing a mask
  • A rejected Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle villain concept shows a subset of the Foot clan that acted as kamikaze pilots, attacking the turtles in their own base. They were sewer-side b**....
Mutant joke, A rejected Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle villain concept shows a subset of the Foot clan that acted as

Heartwarming Mutant Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about mutant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean monster jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mutant pranks.

Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"
She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."
Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"
Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"

Professor X [sitting in his wheel chair] asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?" Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."
r>Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"
Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"

My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I hadn't heard before.

My son was playing with his teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures, and was making them fight each other.
Me: "Where are their weapons? Are they just fighting with their bare hands?"
Son: "No, they are fighting with their turtle hands."
Doesn't have a clue why I was laughing so hard.

Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"
She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah that's cool and all, but not really a super power..."
Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"
Professor X, still standing: "OH. MY. GODDD !!!!"

My mutant power

professor x: Whats your mutant power
me: I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try [points up] two pulls
professor x: [Stands up and pulls twice] not bad, but not a power
me: I'm kidding i can heal paraplegics
professor x: [Still standing] holy s**...

A new mutant is trying to join the X-Men.

To join, he must complete an interview with Professor X.
"What's your superpower?" asks Professor X.
"I can pull a rabbit out of my hat!" says the young man. He takes off his hat, and pulls out a fluffy white rabbit.
Professor X gets up, walks over, and examines the rabbit carefully. It's an ordinary bunny.
"That's not a superpower, that's just a s**... magic trick!" says Professor X. "Stop wasting my time!"
"Ah, but that's not my real power!" says the man. "My real power is curing disabilities!"

A guy goes to a fancy dress party with his girlfriend on his back....

When asked what he has come as he tells everyone, "I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle of course"
"What's that on your back then???"
"Oh, that's Michele he replies"

Did you hear about the mutant that had a s**... change?

She's an Ex-Man

Mutant joke, A teenage mutant ninja turtle walks into a bar