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Library s**...
A man goes to the library and asks if they have a book on how to commit s**....
The librarian says "Yeh, I think we do, it should be at the back row on the top shelf".
The man goes and looks, even climbs a ladder to look at the top but still can't find it.
"Still no luck" says the man.
The librarian replies "Oh, the last person who borrowed it mustn't have brought it back"
Jokes are like packages.
While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery.
Don't Eat Too Many Lollipops
A mother tells her little boy, "Johnny, you mustn't eat too many lollies or I'll hide the lolly jar." Johnny asks, "Why?" His mother says, "Because something bad will happen! Your tummy will blow up big like a balloon and then pop!" The next day at church, the boy is sitting next to a pregnant woman. He points to her belly smiling and says, "I know what you've been doing!"
A boy to his mother: Do you know how much suffering the poor beast had to endure for you to get this fur coat?
My boy, you mustn't talk so disrespectfully about your father.
Sean Connery told me he got a tattoo of armour on his mouth, and that I mustn't tell anyone.
"OK," I replied, "And I recently cheated on my wife. So you must keep my secret, if you want me to keep yours."
He said, "My lips are shield."
My time in Walmart
After losing one of my dumbbells, I spent an eternity In Walmart trying to buy the other one. Twenty minutes of searching only to be told they mustn't be on the shelf and 30 minutes spent twiddling my thumbs while they found the last one out the back. Amazingly it was identical to my lost one which was an odd 9kg (I thought i'd never find another one). The 15 minute line to the cashier went quickly as I stood beaming at just how lucky I was. When I got to the cashier she apologised profusely to which I replied:
"That's ok, It was worth the weight."
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