Muster Jokes
15 muster jokes and hilarious muster puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muster that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Muster Short Jokes
Short muster jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The muster humour may include short rally jokes also.
- My half Native American friend Les tried to teach me to rain dance, but we could only ever muster a light mist... I guess I'm just going to have to make dew with Les.
- Why was Heisenburg such a bad lover? When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
- A poor student writes to his dad for help. Being the eloquent teen he is, all he can muster is;
"No mon, no fun, your son."
To which the father replies;
"Too bad, so sad, love dad." - The birds fighting outside remind me of Donald Trump... No matter how angry they get, the most they can muster is angry sounding tweets.
- My grandma could never muster up enough force with her hands to open items in a jar She suffocated to death on an empty stomach :/
- Our HOA voted no to convert our pool to salt water Unfortunately the cannibal family was unable to muster support.
- I've always made it my goal to one day man up and experience the pride of punching someone with all the force i could muster... but you know...i'm waiting for the right girl
- So i used to be terrible at asking for things in restaurants... I used to be too nervous to ask for condiments at restaurants... but one day i mustered the courage.
- Got rejected by long term girlfriend,after I took her to dinner at a fancy restaurant,mustered up the courage,got down on my knee and finally proposed A t**... with my wife.
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Muster One Liners
Which muster one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with muster? I can suggest the ones about summons and specimen.
- When the US Army couldn't Pass Muster the Indians Cut Custer
- An upvote is like a minute of s**.... I'd like 1000, but I can only muster 5.
Uproarious Muster Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about muster you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swarm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make muster pranks.
A girl takes a black guy home.
At the end of a night out on the town, a girl takes a black guy back to her house.
They're kissing and moving towards her bedroom when she looks at him with the most flirtatious eyes she can muster and says: "Is it true what they say about black guys? ;)"
To which the man responded "Of course it is baby.", stabbed her, stole her wallet and left.
A ten-year-old boy called his school office and disguised his voice.
Speaking with as much baritone as he could muster he said, "Timmy Smith is very sick and he can't come to school today." The school secretary said, "I'm sorry to hear that. Who is this?" And the boy said, "This is my Dad."
A man was camping when suddenly a wild boar appeared
A man was camping when suddenly a wild boar appeared. It charged at the man and trampled him leaving him inches from death then trashed his campsite.
When the man recovered a bit, he used all the energy he could muster and called 911.
Dispatcher: "911 Emergency, what is your situation?"
Him: "A pig just destroyed everything and I think I'm about to die"
Dispatcher: "Sorry, there's nothing we can do about your wife. Try calling marriage counseling instead."
The laborers digging the trench were getting fed up...
So one of them climbs out, walks over to the foreman, and asks "Why do we have to do all the work and you just watch us?"
The foreman walks over to a tree, places his open hand against it and says "I want you to hit my hand as hard as you can."
The digger winds up, launches the hardest punch he can muster, but the foreman pulls his hand away at the last second. "That's why!" the foreman gloats. "It's because you're s**... and I'm smart!"
The laborer climbs back down in the trench, and his buddy asks why the foreman doesn't have to dig. "Because he's smarter than us!" The buddy doesn't believe it. "Oh yeah? How do you know he's smarter?"
The first guy simply covers his face with his hand, and says "I want you to hit my hand as hard as you can."
