Mustard And Ketchup Jokes
25 mustard and ketchup jokes and hilarious mustard and ketchup puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mustard and ketchup that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mustard And Ketchup Short Jokes
Short mustard and ketchup jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mustard and ketchup humour may include short ketchup and mustard jokes also.
- Maybe I should have put more mustard on my cheeseburger In Heinz sight, I should have added more ketchup
- I thought about making a new condiment that was a mixture of ketchup and mustard. But then I decided the name KetchTard would be pretty MustUp.
- A guy walks into a bar A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hot dog. "Do you want ketchup and mustard on that?" the bartender asks. "Neither. I just want to relish it."
- . What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race A. Wow, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
- Well this should spice things up. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
- What did the bun say to the hot dog? I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
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Mustard And Ketchup One Liners
Which mustard and ketchup one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mustard and ketchup? I can suggest the ones about mustard and ketchup.
- Why did the mustard lose the race between sauces? Because it couldn't ketchup
- How did the hot dog ask the ketchup out on a date? He mustard up the courage.
- What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together? it's must-up ..*rubs brow*
- Why is ketchup married to mustard? Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
- What did the wiener dog say to the Doberman? Go ahead I'll ketchup, I mustard.
- Why it's called the pc mustard race? Because consoles need to ketchup
- I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
- He loves ketchup and mustard... ...but Manti Te'o is Anti-mayo.
Mustard And Ketchup Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about mustard and ketchup you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tomato ketchup jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mustard and ketchup pranks.
There was a runner...
He was the fastest man in the world, and promised to all the chefs in the world that if they could bring him his favorite kind of hot dog while he was on his daily jog, then he would give them free running lessons.
Hundreds of chefs attempted to give him the best recipe after catching him, yet they all failed.
Finally, a humble chef from New York decided to try out. He made his hot dog for this runner and caught up to him.
As soon as the runner took a bite, he was amazed. It WAS the best dog he'd ever eaten. He then asked the chef how he knew the recipe and was able to catch up to him.
The chef was surprised, thinking it was obvious and responded, "Well, I just took my thyme and mustard the energy to ketchup!"
A horse enters a deli...
... and says "Give me a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."
Without a word, the deli owner, standing behind the counter, gets to work on the grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish.
A while later, she presents him his meal. "Here's your grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."
The horse smiles, accepts the food, and asks her, "I bet you were surprised when you saw a horse enter the deli and order a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeños, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."
"Not really," she said. "I like it that way myself."
Door to Door salesman - another oldie
A couple was having their morning routine before they head to their jobs when suddenly the doorbell rang. The wife rushed to the door. When she opened it a man with a bucket full of s,,t rushed in and splashed them all over the carpet with a grin. Before the women could react he started his speech:
- My name is Tom and this is the all new (insert random hoover brand here) vacuum cleaners that is guaranteed to clean any type of mess on your floors, carpets or upholstery. If it doesn`t do the job I will eat all of the s,,t!
At that point the women just asked him:
- Mustard or ketchup?
- Excuse me? - he asked with a blank expression on his face.
- Would you like ketchup or mustard with your s,,t, Tom? - asked the woman again somewhat irritated.
- There is no need for that. Just you wait until you've seen the hoover in action. - he replied with a smirk.
- Oh, but there is. We haven't had electricity for a week.