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What did Dave Mustaine say to the grocery store cashier?
"Can you put a price on peas?"
What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?
Quantum Mechanix.
Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?
Because he sings lead.
(Better read than said.)
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