Mustache And Beard Jokes
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Mustache And Beard Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A man goes to the doctor, he's visibly losing hair.
He says to the doctor, "I've spent months trying to grow my hair back, trying so many different treatments, but nothing has worked." The doctor says, "Well, it sounds a bit weird but, I suggest you rub the top of your head against your wife's private area once a night." The man does so, and a month later he walks into the doctor's office with a full head of hair. He notices that the doctor has grown a mustache and beard.
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If you have a beard and wear robes, you're a Wizard. If you have a goatee and wear robes, you're a Sorcerer...
...and if you have a mustache and wear robes, you're not allowed near public schools.
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A guy gets stranded on a deserted island with a supermodel...
After about two weeks, they give in to their desires and start having s**.... After about three weeks of this, the guy says to the model, "Would you do me a favor?" "Sure she says." "First, put my clothes on," he says. "Next, would you draw a beard and mustache on your face with this piece of coal I found?" "Sure," she says hesitantly. "Finally, can I call you Fred?" he asks. "Okay... " she agrees. "Great! Hey Fred, you'll never guess who I've been b**... for the last three weeks!"
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