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Mustache And Beard Jokes

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Mustache And Beard Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good mustache and beard joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man goes to the doctor, he's visibly losing hair.

He says to the doctor, "I've spent months trying to grow my hair back, trying so many different treatments, but nothing has worked." The doctor says, "Well, it sounds a bit weird but, I suggest you rub the top of your head against your wife's private area once a night." The man does so, and a month later he walks into the doctor's office with a full head of hair. He notices that the doctor has grown a mustache and beard.

Why do most newfie men have beards or mustaches?

They wanna look just like their mothers.

If you have a beard and wear robes, you're a Wizard. If you have a goatee and wear robes, you're a Sorcerer...

...and if you have a mustache and wear robes, you're not allowed near public schools.

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