Musta Jokes

15 musta jokes and hilarious musta puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about musta that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Musta Short Jokes

Short musta jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The musta humour may include short tragic jokes also.

  1. My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot Musta been like 5,000 degrees in there
  2. They say that people are spending 50 million less hours a day on facebook My wife musta deleted her account.

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Musta One Liners

Which musta one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with musta? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. A doctors patient dies after a type B blood transfusion Musta been a type-O
  2. You musta been born on a Highway. Cause that's where most mistakes happen.
    Badum c**....

Musta joke, You musta been born on a Highway.

Laughable Musta Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about musta you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make musta pranks.

Mustaches are taking over

And it's happening right under our noses

At first I wasn't sure if I liked the mustache

But it's growing on me.

Why did the mustard lose the race between sauces?

Because it couldn't ketchup

How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death?

By investing in a shavings account.

Ole came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike.

"Vere did you get da money for da bike? Dat musta cost $500," he asked.
"It was easy, Dad," little Lars replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on Lars," Ole said. "Tell me da truth."
"Dat is da truth Dad!" Lars replied.
"Every night you ver gone, Sven, would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $10 bill and tell me ta take a hike.

Mustapha is walking with his wife.

Hassan his friend notices that his wife is walking in front of him and asks: "You know the koran says that the man should walk infront of the wife"? Mustapha:" I am aware what the koran says but this is a minefield".

What did Mustafa Kemal's dad say to him after he caught the frisbee?


I saw a mustang by the bar today.

I said "why the long face?"

If Mustangs meet on the streets, and Ferrari's meet in the track, where do Jeeps meet?

The repair shop.

What did the mustard salesman say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

I mustache you a question...

But I'll shave it for later

I had my Mustang aligned the other day

But it still keeps pulling towards the crowd...

Musta joke, I had my Mustang aligned the other day