Mussolini Jokes

What are some Mussolini jokes?

Why did Hitler and Mussolini get into a footrace?

They wanted to see who was the fascist.

Hitler, Mussolini and Stalin are all sitting in a restaurant discussing their plans for World War 3.

A waitress approaches the table and listens to their talk. Hitler opens by saying:

"Okay guys, I've got a great idea. I already talked to Stalin about it, but I figure I should get your input. He didn't believe me."

Mussolini responds "believe you about what?"

"Okay this time, the plan is to kill ten million jews and one mexican."

The waitress at this point is intrigued and confused, decides to chime in. "One Mexican? Why do you want to kill the mexican?"

Hitler turns to Stalin and says "HA! I told you nobody would care about the jews!

Out of all the enemy leaders during World War II, who could run with the most speed?

Mussolini, because he was the fascist

They say Mussolini made the trains run on time....

But Hitler's were free.

Mussolini: Bro how do i turn my iPhone off?

Hitler: Dude just use the Auff-Switch

What do Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common?

They are all dead.

Did you know that herbs are a good fuel source?

Yes, Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.

During WW2, oil shortages forced some countries to start using organic fuels.

Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.

Next time someone compares Trump to Mussolini, remind them of the biggest difference.

Mussolini was well hung.

Mein Scherz

Hitler: Are there any Jews left?
Hirohito: I don't know.
Mussolini: I will go Czech.

On hearing that Mussolini's offensive against Greece is failing, Hitler rings him up and asks: 'Won't you be in Athens soon?'

Mussolini replies back: 'And I suppose you're calling from London?'

TIL Italian scientists in the 1920's discovered they could power engines with common herbs and spices

Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?


So apparently the 1918 Flu pandemic started in Italy...

The king of Italy was talking to Mussolini one day and said, "Benito, I think-a we need-a to get-a more-a influence-a in the world." It was a simple misunderstanding.

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