Mussel Jokes
39 mussel jokes and hilarious mussel puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about mussel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mussel Short Jokes
Short mussel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mussel humour may include short mushroom jokes also.
- Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco? He ended up pulling a mussel
- My son was told to bulk up, so he eats seafood 5 times a week... ...because he needs those mussels.
- Did you hear about the guy who fell into the endangered Mollusk exhibit? An aquarium employee ran up to the railing and shouted "I'll go get help, don't move a mussel!
- Why did the pervert get kicked out of the seafood restaurant? Because she kept trying to feel everyone's mussels.
- Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner. She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say,
"The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel" - A fisherman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you help me!? I've hurt my hand!" The doctor takes a look and says, "It's nothing too serious, you've pulled a mussel."
- What kind of car do they drive in the ocean? (I made this one up a few years ago) Mussel Cars
- Why did the chubby fish connoisseur not worry about his weight? Because it was all mussel.
- What Italian dictator is either the strongest, or the fishiest? Benito Muscle-ini or Benito Mussel-ini
- Why was the clam limping on Monday morning? Because he went clubbing at the weekend and pulled a mussel.
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Mussel One Liners
Which mussel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mussel? I can suggest the ones about mush and shellfish.
- Why is the ocean so powerful? Because it has lots of mussels.
- Why is the sea so strong? It has a lot of mussels.
- Why did the oyster leave the party early He pulled a mussel
- "Stop! Thief!" shouted the fishmonger. "Don't move a mussel."
- An oyster goes out clubbing. It was a good night. He pulled a mussel.
- Did you hear about the clam that could play violin? It had excellent mussel memory.
- Went to a seafood disco the other day Pulled a mussel
- Just back from that seafood disco. Pulled a mussel!
- Went to an all you can eat seafood buffet last night... pulled a mussel
- How do oysters get around? In mussel cars.
- i went to a seafood disco once... And I pulled a mussel.
- What kind of cars do shellfish drive? Mussel cars.
- Why did the fish leave the disco early? Because he pulled a mussel.
- I went to a sea food disco last night... I pulled a mussel
- ...it's like what the mussel said to the clam... I wouldn't wish that on an anemone!"
Silly & Ridiculous Mussel Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about mussel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oyster jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mussel pranks.
What do you call a shellfish that is really into b**...?
A mussel bound freak.
Did you hear about the k**... whelk?
It pulled a mussel.
This doesn't work in American English.
In British slang, if you chat someone up and they like you, you have *pulled*.
Sorry I failed!
Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?
He tried to pull an oyster from the serving tray, but ended up pulling a mussel.
I started to work at a seafood buffet...
...but then I pulled a mussel.
