Muslims Pray Jokes
25 muslims pray jokes and hilarious muslims pray puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muslims pray that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Muslims Pray Short Jokes
Short muslims pray jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The muslims pray humour may include short muslim women jokes also.
- Whenever my Muslim roommate goes to pray, I sit next to him with some apple pie and ice cream. Then both of us are in A La mode.
- Whenever my Muslim roommate goes to pray, I sit down next to him with some apple pie and ice cream. So that both of us are in A la mode.
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Muslims Pray One Liners
Which muslims pray one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with muslims pray? I can suggest the ones about arab muslim and mosque.
- Where are Muslims going to pray when they go to Mars? Elon's Mosque
- Where do Rastafarian Muslims go to pray? Ja-mecca
- Where do Russian Muslims pray ? Mosque'O
- Hey girl are you Muslim? Because you're about to pray to Allah deez nuts
- What do you call a Muslim that only prays during the Summer? Sunni.
- Where does a Muslim moth go to pray? The mothque.
- Where do Muslim dwarfs go to pray? The mosquito.
- Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream? Both are in *a la mode*.
- What did the Muslim electrican say when he was praying? Allahu powerbar
Amusing Muslims Pray Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about muslims pray you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean praying jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make muslims pray pranks.
A Muslim, a Buddhist and a Christian are forced to jump off a building
So the Buddhist man jumps first. He prays: Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha... When he reaches the ground, he lands safely.
The next one is the Muslim. He jumps, and prays: Inshallah, Inshallah, Inshallah... Upon reaching the ground, he smashes so hard and dies instantly.
The last one is the Christian man. He jumps and starts praying: O u r F a t h e r i n H e a v e n, hallowed be your name. YOUR KINGDOM COME! YOUR WILL... BUDDHA, BUDDHA, BUDDHA, BUDDHA!
A young tourist sees an old Jewish person praying in Western Wall
They approach him and ask "how long have you been praying here?"
the old man folds his Talit and answer "every day since my Bar Mitzvah so about 40 years".
"so what do you pray for?" they asked.
"for solidarity between jews around the world" he continues " for peace between muslims and jews, love and empathy between Israel and Palestine"
" and how do you feel about praying for these things for half a century?"
"like arguing with a wall" he replies.
A Christian, Buddhist and Muslim had a bet whose God is real
So they decided to climb on a 50 store building, jump and see who'll survive.
First goes the Muslim, he jumps and starts praying "Allah Allah Allah Allah" and he died
Next one was a Buddhist, he jump and started saying "Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha" and he survived
So in the end the Christian jumped and started praying "Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus"
After 10 floors even more "Jesus Jesus"
After 30 floors "Jesus Jesus"
Last 20 floors "Buddha Buddha Buddha"
A man is given a tour of heaven
A man dies and his guardian angel brings him to heaven. The angel says "Alright, how about I give you a tour?" The man follows the angel to many different places and rooms. In some places there are Jews, others Protestants, others Baptists, others Muslim, among others.
After seeing lots of different people, they arrive to a door and the angel stops. "This is where the Catholics are, you have to be very quiet in here." The man is confused but goes into the room anyway.
The Catholics are mostly praying and speaking among themselves and don't notice the man come and go. After they've left the room, the man asks "Why did I have to be quiet in there?"
The angel shrugs and responds, "Oh, we just don't want to upset them. They still seem to think that they're the only ones here."
CNN reporter
In Jerusalem, a female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out.
She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was!
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.
"I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety and friendship."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a f**...' wall."