Muslim Women Jokes
45 muslim women jokes and hilarious muslim women puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about muslim women that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Muslim Women Short Jokes
Short muslim women jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The muslim women humour may include short arab muslim jokes also.
- Muslim women are the best fighters. Not only can they attack with their low jabs, they can attack with their hijabs.
- I make a living cleaning Muslim women's head coverings. It's a dirty hijab, but someone's gotta do it.
- All these Muslims hitting people with cars... If the men are this bad at driving, I see why they don't let their women drive.
- If we executed the person who caused the car accident. There would only be Muslim women in the world.
- Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the g**..., make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights.... Like he's a Muslim or something.
- What's the difference between Muslim women and white women? White women get s**... **BEFORE** s**....
- Why don't radical Muslims like to r**... fat women? Because they are not allowed to eat pork.
- How does a muslim women get s**... ?
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Muslim Women One Liners
Which muslim women one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with muslim women? I can suggest the ones about jewish women and muslims pray.
- How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces? Fabric softener.
- Apparently, women in muslim countries can't drive. They can't do it here either.
- Muslim women are now being required to wear special gloves. They call them hanjabs.
- why do muslims treat their women so badly? because they can blow themselves.
- What's a Muslim women in the cockpit of an airplane called... A pilot
- Why is literature so important for Muslim women's rights? Ro Sham Bo, paper beats stones.
- Why are boxers afraid of muslim women? They do a mean hijab
- What type of bombs do muslim women love to use? Bath Bombs
- Why do Muslim women not say amen? Cause they say awoman.
- Why are Japanese people scared of Muslim women? They think they are ninjas.
- Muslim women walks into a bar She's blown everone
- What is the greatest right given to Muslim women? The right to remain silent.
- Why do Muslim women wear headdresses? Because they think it'll get hijab done.
- Two muslim women... ...walk into a bar.
- Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs? They'll get s**.... (Ba-dum tss)
Entertaining Muslim Women Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about muslim women you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hijab jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make muslim women pranks.
The muslim
**If a muslim sees a woman he has to look down, but he's allowed one look. ( too see if there are any women in the room)**
Three muslims walk in to an airport full of half n**... women. Two of them immidiately look down , but one of them keeps staring at the women.
Yusuf: Khaled, what are you doing, look down
Khaled: Shut up, I didn't blink yet
Three Muslim women are sitting talking...
The first one says, "I miss my eldest son Ahmed. He was martyred in Iraq last year."
"Oh I know," says the second women, "I miss little Hamza. He drove a car-bomb into a Syrian checkpoint six months ago."
The third woman nodded, "Me too. My Omar was a s**... bomber in Gaza, so sad."
The first woman shook her head sadly. "Kids these days. They blow up so fast."
Three muslim women...
Three muslim women are sitting together talking. One pulls out a picture of her son to show the others. 'This is a picture of my son Abdul. He would have been 18 today'. Another pulls out a picture of her son. 'This is a picture of Mohammed. He would have been 20 today'. The third one says with a tear in her eye, 'Yes, they blow up so quickly these days...'
A Muslim s**... bomber walks into a crowd of infidels and blows himself up.
He is immediately transported to Paradise, where he finds himself surrounded by seventy-two of the ugliest women anyone has ever laid eyes upon. The s**... bomber is crestfallen.
"C'mon, think it through," Allah pats him sympathetically on the shoulder. "Why do you think they're still virgins?"
When it comes to social distancing and covering your face in public...
We have to give credit to Muslim women.
What other group of people are covered from head to toe, walking six feet behind their husband?
Blonde got tired of hearing "dumb blonde" jokes.
A blonde woman decided that she was sick and tired of white men assuming she was s**... and easy because of her hair. She decided to buy a Muslim head covering and convert instead. After some diligent Googling, she set out to the mall to buy a Niqaab.
The next day she decided to sport it at the local Mosque because she couldn't figure out where all the Muslim men went to meet women. After an unsuccessful and quite confusing experience at morning prayers, she stopped a woman on the way out of the Mosque and asked if the men didn't talk to her because they could tell she was blond.
"No, but that's a real nice ski mask!"
A feminist visited a Muslim country and was unhappy with the treatment of women there...
All of the Muslim men made their wives walk at least five feet behind them. The visiting feminist was outraged, "How could you be so sexist? This is an outrage!"
She left the country, only to return years later. Much to her surprise, all of the women were walking five feet *ahead* of their husbands. The feminist couldn't believe it. "What changed? Why are you so progressive now?" One of the men overheard and said with a smile... "land mines."