Muslim Women Jokes
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Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the g**..., make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....
Like he's a Muslim or something.
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The muslim
**If a muslim sees a woman he has to look down, but he's allowed one look. ( too see if there are any women in the room)**
Three muslims walk in to an airport full of half n**... women. Two of them immidiately look down , but one of them keeps staring at the women.
Yusuf: Khaled, what are you doing, look down
Khaled: Shut up, I didn't blink yet
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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?
They'll get s**.... (Ba-dum tss)
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What's the difference between Muslim women and white women?
White women get s**... **BEFORE** s**....
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Three Muslim women are sitting talking...
The first one says, "I miss my eldest son Ahmed. He was martyred in Iraq last year."
"Oh I know," says the second women, "I miss little Hamza. He drove a car-bomb into a Syrian checkpoint six months ago."
The third woman nodded, "Me too. My Omar was a s**... bomber in Gaza, so sad."
The first woman shook her head sadly. "Kids these days. They blow up so fast."
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Three muslim women...
Three muslim women are sitting together talking. One pulls out a picture of her son to show the others. 'This is a picture of my son Abdul. He would have been 18 today'. Another pulls out a picture of her son. 'This is a picture of Mohammed. He would have been 20 today'. The third one says with a tear in her eye, 'Yes, they blow up so quickly these days...'
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A Muslim s**... bomber walks into a crowd of infidels and blows himself up.
He is immediately transported to Paradise, where he finds himself surrounded by seventy-two of the ugliest women anyone has ever laid eyes upon. The s**... bomber is crestfallen.
"C'mon, think it through," Allah pats him sympathetically on the shoulder. "Why do you think they're still virgins?"
When it comes to social distancing and covering your face in public...
We have to give credit to Muslim women.
What other group of people are covered from head to toe, walking six feet behind their husband?
What's a Muslim women in the cockpit of an airplane called...
A pilot
Why is literature so important for Muslim women's rights?
Ro Sham Bo, paper beats stones.
What type of bombs do muslim women love to use?
Bath Bombs
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Blonde got tired of hearing "dumb blonde" jokes.
A blonde woman decided that she was sick and tired of white men assuming she was s**... and easy because of her hair. She decided to buy a Muslim head covering and convert instead. After some diligent Googling, she set out to the mall to buy a Niqaab.
The next day she decided to sport it at the local Mosque because she couldn't figure out where all the Muslim men went to meet women. After an unsuccessful and quite confusing experience at morning prayers, she stopped a woman on the way out of the Mosque and asked if the men didn't talk to her because they could tell she was blond.
"No, but that's a real nice ski mask!"
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Why don't radical Muslims like to r**... fat women?
Because they are not allowed to eat pork.
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Muslim women walks into a bar
She's blown everone
What is the greatest right given to Muslim women?
The right to remain silent.
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How does a muslim women get s**... ?
Two muslim women...
...walk into a bar.
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Muslim Women One Liners
Which muslim women one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with muslim women? I can suggest the ones about hijab and women driving.
- What's a Muslim women in the cockpit of an airplane called... A pilot
- Why is literature so important for Muslim women's rights? Ro Sham Bo, paper beats stones.
- What type of bombs do muslim women love to use? Bath Bombs
- What is the greatest right given to Muslim women? The right to remain silent.
- Two muslim women... ...walk into a bar.
- Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs? They'll get s**.... (Ba-dum tss)
- Muslim women walks into a bar She's blown everone
- How does a muslim women get s**... ?